Apr 27th 2010 10:44AM Your blackened reply proves: Wow.com is a cesspool.
DBM ruins the game, plain and simple. Yeah, it makes it easier to get loot. But it also makes for players who have absolutely ZERO situational awareness and who rely on the game to tell them at every given moment how to behave.
It's like playing chess on Yahoo games with a chess engine running in the background. What's the fucking point?
Dec 16th 2009 6:31PM Not funny. Not cute. Just garbage.
I am so unbelievably tired of this contrived elven whore. Someone put it to sleep.
Sep 26th 2009 9:37AM My favorite part about wow is the know it all, angst-ridden teenagers who think that their way is the only way to play the game, who complain about the possibility of something and then, upon receiving a counter-argument, change the basis of what's being argued.
Did I ever say that prot was a viable raid spec? No. It was supposed to be a joke about prot DPS. It happens to be true that I can do 14,000DPS, but the premise was a joke.
And then you had to go and ruin it.
Because you're miserable, adolescent trolls.
Sep 25th 2009 10:36PM Have you pulled half of dead side with 33% block, a titanium shield spike on a Petrified Lichen Guard, and ret aura going? 800 Spell Power, 3000 AP, Popped Avenging Wrath, dropped a consecrate and a Holy Wrath?
Then you've probably never seen 14,000 DPS, no.
Sep 25th 2009 10:26PM JKWood, you're an idiot.
The fact that you haven't spent the better part of WotLK putting together a shield-block AOE farming prot set (still using the Figuring of the Colossus, mind you!) that's capable of pulling half of dead side in a pull is all fine and well.
But don't tell me what numbers I'm capable of putting out. Because it makes you look ignorant.
Sep 25th 2009 9:13PM Tanks can too DPS! As a matter of fact, just today I did 14,000DPS with my shield-block tankadin in Strat.
Sep 8th 2009 3:56PM OMG I am so precious! Look at me! I am cute and precious! OMG I have a show on the Xbox! I am a geek and I am so precious! Look at my precious smile! Aren't I so cute! Tee hee! Who me? Tee hee! I go to Blizzcon and all the fat dudes in black tee shirts fawn over me! Tee hee! I am such a cute person! Here is my house! Aren't I cute! Look at my garden! Tee hee! I am so precious!
Mar 6th 2009 7:02PM All this fucking about makes me miss my shockadin. I liked my mediocre hybrid just fine. A helluva lot more fun to play than FCFS ret twitch.
But what do I care? I haven't logged on in two weeks.
Feb 4th 2009 8:07AM I'd like to donate the OP of our Paladin nerf to our poor DK friends.
Here's what I propose:
Another six to thirteen instarezzes after death. But the DK should not simply come back, but should somehow come back army of the undead style, with at least seven elite equivalents to help him.
I'd like to see the range of that Come Over Here taunt extended to two hundred yards, and it should be able to pull the cannons out of the walls of Wintergrasp, which the DKs can then use as a second 2H melee weapon that shoots people while meleeing.
Their anti-magic bubble thing should provide AOE healing to the entire raid, irrespective of distance.
A 150 yard Self Detonating Insta Nuke Blast that immediately kills any and all targets.
Just because DKs are doing 1000 DPS more 25 man damage than IDENTICALLY GEARED lolrets, and just because they don't actually have to level or anything this DOES NOT MEAN they are OP enough. Take from us Paladins and donate it to our poor retarded teenage cousins the Dnubs. Please.