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Swag Sunday: Mother's Day swag bonanza [update] {Joystiq}

May 9th 2010 6:17PM As a writer, I firmly believe the Greeting Card industry is killing and despoiling North America. So naturally, I make my friends and relatives cards for their respective days of note.
A few years ago, for Mother's Day, I crafted a placard by cutting out a brief news clipping, detailing the story of a woman who murdered her children by asphyxiating them with a pillow, and adhering it to the front. On the inside, I wrote "Happy Smother's Day!"

My mom didn't get it.

Nier DLC already in the works {Joystiq}

Apr 16th 2010 10:43PM For 9.99 USD, you can put a bag on Nier's disheveling face, and make the whole game way more playable.

Joyswag: God of War 3, guide & Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition {Joystiq}

Mar 29th 2010 3:56PM B- Dat Headless Goat fella
Y'all know I's just postin' what everybody else said.
Everybody else, y'all best be right about this!

Joyswag: win an Astro Gaming A30 headset for your games, music, phonecalls {Joystiq}

Mar 16th 2010 5:00PM Oh dang, I could do some serious damage to the working eardrum I have left.
I need music when I go bike-riding, which DEMANDS some boss-looking headphones.
And frankly these are simply too pimp.

Q-Games' Dylan Cuthbert taking aim at more PixelJunk Shooter {Joystiq}

Feb 9th 2010 1:28PM He said it as an aside to the audience, obviously.

EA: Rock Band deal with Viacom only through March 2010 {Joystiq}

Feb 9th 2010 1:24PM It should probably be noted that Viacom is one of those massive, hulking companies that doesn't actually do anything but purchase properties.
It's grotesquely big, shadowy - and simply put, when people talk about the Corporate Industrial Complex, they're talking about these guys.

Swag Saturday: Darksiders for the PS3 + loot galore! [update] {Joystiq}

Jan 10th 2010 10:46AM Day 2 means I gotta think of a different sword name.
I suppose I'd like to have one called The Ribeye!

Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing Christmas trailer is kinda creepy {Joystiq}

Dec 23rd 2009 1:57PM Two step flow, mo'fucka!

Swag Saturday: Soul Calibur / Kingdom Hearts travel pack (DS/PSP) {Joystiq}

Dec 7th 2009 12:57AM I played Animal Crossing on the DS for the entire plane trip to France - which is like 11 hours. I made some strangers start their own houses too - I haven't played in such a long time, but I forget how charming that little package is.
Animal Crossing has a bizarre drawing power - and I think it operates on such a visceral level that it's hard for people to not find themselves invested.