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Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Mar 31st 2012 11:58AM Once upon a time, the CLEVER king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of HOGGER, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the BEWILDERED ELEKKS!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his ELBOW. "By TURALYON's ghost! That was close," Varian BELCHED.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the RO'GASH's SO ANGRY I COULD KICK A GNOME. "Varian, you cowardly DUCK! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har SNOT!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a CORE HOUND, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the ANCHOR was YELLOW with KIDNEYS.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of APPLETINI. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, RASPY DAMP SPRING Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's RAPID faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have TEN drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with VERSION!"

The end.

Could I also suggest next time putting all the descriptions of the words to fill in before the break and the whole story after that way the words being chosen aren't influenced by the story (unless people cheat).

Breakfast Topic: Why did you start playing WoW? {WoW}

Jul 2nd 2011 12:34PM I fully blame penny arcade talking about it. I initially stayed away because of the instability issues they complained about, but eventually it settled down and they were going on and on about how great it was. I just couldn't resist.

Blizzard teams up with Mega Bloks for Warcraft and StarCraft sets {WoW}

Jun 13th 2011 6:13PM Peter: You got Legos? Aw, sweet! Lois only buys me Mega Bloks.
Lois: They're the same thing, Peter.
Peter: You know what, Lois? They are not the same thing. And the sooner you get that through your thick skull, the sooner we can get this marriage back on track.

iPhone Mobile Authenticator temporarily removed from iTunes store {WoW}

Jun 3rd 2011 5:55PM That patent refers to in-app purchases, which I don't believe is relevant to anything in the authenticator app.

Addon Spotlight: ReforgeSaver lends a hand {WoW}

Apr 7th 2011 7:21PM You might want to check out talented ( I haven't used it since 4.0, but it used to work well for saving and swapping different specs.

Addon Spotlight: ReforgeSaver lends a hand {WoW}

Apr 7th 2011 6:37PM Lua is free to use and requires nothing more than a text editor like notepad to get started. The easiest way to get started is to look at some simple addons that others have made. The are all plan text files and you can poke around in them all you want. has links to more information on the language and advanced editors that can make working with it a little easier.

BlizzCon 48-hour presale now active {WoW}

Oct 10th 2010 1:41PM Turpster has posted screen shots of all 8 pages to his twitter account:!/The_T

Win a pony from {WoW}

Apr 15th 2010 8:31PM I want one!!!

Around Azeroth: Imitation of life {WoW}

Jul 12th 2009 12:10PM So thats what happens when tree form crits...