Sep 16th 2009 3:33PM Oh oh pick me! Pick meee!!
Jun 30th 2009 1:13PM "Ferocious Butt -- Delivers a ferocious headbutt to an enemy, inflicting 69375 to 80625 Physical damage and stunning for 2.5 sec."
I forsee countless jokes on this one.
"Big heals on the tank! He's got a Ferocious Butt!"
Oct 7th 2008 12:35PM Someone call Blizzard, quick!
BGs are fun? We can't have this! No! They must be work! They must be boring! They must be endless dying-fests! They must include no less than 3 people yelling at others and saying how this BG sucks and how everyone should just quit the game because of how bad they are!
Rabble! Rabble rabble rabble!
Sep 23rd 2008 9:49PM Any word on the new dance moves? We have the new hairstyles but I need to feel the rhythm, baby!
Sep 22nd 2008 12:55AM Wrath was also supposed to introduce new dance moves in addition to the hairstyles. Any word on busting some fresh grooves?
Sep 18th 2008 2:42PM Come to the Horde side of the force!
We have cookies (and premium mocha-chip melt shakes).
Sep 11th 2008 5:34PM Those plates are smexy.
Oh, and the food looks good too.
Sep 9th 2008 1:00PM Gorky the questionable fel orc and his flying mount of choice prepare to challange Captain Skyshatter one more time.
Jul 11th 2008 2:49AM I'd use the mana potion to spike my Aunt Carol's eggnog. A sudden burst of magic in a room of crowded relatives would be way funnier than a bit of alcohol.
The health potion I'd use shortly after being smacked by Aunt Carol.
And finally I'd whip out the Hearthstone key ring when Grandpa starts to tell one of his "army days" stories.