Apr 23rd 2009 1:51PM I'd be Captain Placeholder. There one day, doin' great things and being awesome...gone the next.
Dec 22nd 2008 9:48AM My gnome was, in life, Thompkins the Awesome, Conjurer Extraordinaire. If you can't tell, he was a bit of a megalomaniac. This hasn't changed with death. He wanted power, and not just power, but POWER. He wanted to take back Gnomergan. He wanted to do a great many things.
And then he died, and the Lich King said hello. He offered Thompkins the power he was craving, enough to reclaim Gnomer all by himself. Naturally, he accepted and became a Death Knight. And he was the best damned DK that he could be. But as time went by, he found that the Scourge was no damned different than anyone else, they overlooked the gnomes as well. No matter how efficient of a killing machine he became, he couldn't attain a post in the most vaunted of Necropolises, Naxxaramas. They would shuffle him off to somewhere useless and squander his abilities.
Then the Lich King had the audacity to use him, Thompkins the Awesome, as FODDER at Light's Hope Chapel. Unacceptable. His rage broke him free from command, and he re-joined the Alliance. Though it grates on him to fight alongside people who have so much power, but have done nothing to reclaim his Gnomergan. As such, he's been speaking out for the Gnomes to secede from the Alliance and join the Horde, because, honestly, Thrall would get s#*t done.
And he takes especial pleasure in returning to Naxx to kill all of the Death Knights that wouldn't let him join, especially that bastard, Rivendare.
Dec 16th 2008 9:21AM When you have a dream, not a wow dream, but just a regular one...but it has your U/I. I've done that a time or two.
Dec 13th 2008 8:36AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJQsvoY6VU
Or you can search youtube for Eddie Izzard Language, if you're smart and don't trust links. The relevant joke is around 50 sec in. :)
Nov 23rd 2008 4:58PM There's a good WoW comic up right now at www.threepanelsoul.com
Nov 8th 2008 9:32AM I can haz hot feetz?
Oct 7th 2008 7:50PM [Tiny Voodoo Picnic Basket]
Binds when picked up
Requires Level 70
Use: Calls forth 3 Voodoo Gnomes to destroy your enemies with their cuteness.
Aug 28th 2008 9:53AM It makes me want to level my hunter just so that I can have a pet worm named Shai'Hulud.
Aug 14th 2008 9:11AM I've definitely had a U/I for my dreams before...