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Addon Spotlight: Addon Roulette and win a Razer Nostromo {WoW}

Oct 27th 2011 10:23PM Commented.

Also, has anyone found a functional replacement for Sexymap? The addon was abandoned, and while it still technically works I detest having to constantly readjust my button locations every UI refresh/logon.

Lichborne: Advice on Army of the Dead {WoW}

Jun 22nd 2010 9:52PM Every time a DK uses Army of the Noob during a boss fight god kills a kitten.

Best usage: when solo. Never in a group, please?

Lichborne: Frost tanking 101 {WoW}

May 25th 2010 12:52PM I'll just be happy when I stop hearing "U shud B frozt tanx nut Blud, blud sux".

You may be saying, "How often can he REALLY meet people who spell/type that badly, he must be exaggerating."

I admit, I've only met one player who said those exact words, but the dirty bastich kept saying it. He follows me around, using multiple toons, stalking me, taunting me about how I should be frost...

He moved to my town and keeps putting typewritten notes on my door that read "Z0MG U SUX. Ur Lawn gnome shud were blu pantz nut greenz! L0lz"

He married my sister just so he could stand up at the wedding and say "R0FlMA0, Ur sister shud be redhed nut bond, dud. U Sux. im gunna totally hax her tonite!"
(don't ask how he could leetspeak out loud, he did it. Roll with me on this.)

Hurry up Cataclysm, end this stereotype of the frost only tank, I can't take another Thanksgiving of "D00d, U Sux, Ur turk3y Shud B Fried, nut Roazded, FoodN00b!"

Maintenance day loot from {WoW}

May 25th 2010 12:34PM POAST!

Seriously, gimme gimme gimme gimme!


Win a pony from {WoW}

Apr 15th 2010 11:36PM OK, so I won't pay cash for these, but secretly, very secretly, I want them.

The Classifieds: News briefs on guilds and players {WoW}

Jan 13th 2010 3:09PM The drama was the fun bit.

Rebuilding GW drama free is like saying "And here's your new Playstation, with new internet options, better blueray quality, and, for your convenience, no longer plays any games!"

Perhaps a new "Dramawatch" article? keep your happy fluffy guild recruitment and GoodPUG backslapping, but please, give us the drama we need.

Cataclysm races leaked {WoW}

Aug 10th 2009 4:44PM The real issue is the lack of evidence. Being unable to cite a source is one thing, but at least give some evidence of the claim. Leaked promotional materials or PowerPoint slides, screenshots from an internal build, ANYTHING that backs up this claim would be nice. The Masks introduced during the PTRs are a decent starting point for rumors, but alone (or even added to the "multiple sources" that shall not be named) they provide not enough evidence to back up this "leak".

This leak story cannot be considered sound from a journalistic point of view, even Dan Rather had the Killian documents, know what I mean?

In the parlance of the gamer, Evidencenaokthx?

The Queue: Wherein Alex renames himself Nostradamus {WoW}

Jul 14th 2009 4:34PM Given the recent changes o Dodge and parry rating, making them worth the same amount of mitigation pre-diminishing returns, and acknowledging the parry DRs are still harsher than those on dodge, please answer this question:

Do you think we'll ever see Murlocks as a playable race?

Just kidding, seriously, my question is what are the points at which Diminishing returns set in for those stats, and is there a point at which Parry should be stacked over Dodge for a DK or Paladin tank? Is there a suggested soft cap or ratio for parry to dodge rating?

Inquiring tanks want to know.

Breakfast Topic: Pranks {WoW}

Jan 29th 2009 2:48PM My favorite, and I still do it...

I say the following in raid, Guild, or /2: "When did they put in the new Umbrella graphics? It's different every time I do the /camp emote!"

First time I did it in /g 8-10 people logged off instantly. In /2 I get some angry tells about a minute later.