Jan 31st 2011 11:36AM My favorite PUG's are done with a buddy tank who routinely drives the pushers and armor rating checkers routinely insane. He mostly does it himself but sometimes uses me as his comic foil. Often though, he is there to drive the "hardcores" insane.
Some of his antics included:
-Putting on a suit of cloth/mail/grey items before zoning in and playing oblivious to those who go batshit as he preps to jump on the first mob.
-Asking me or someone else how to tank....saying he picked up a character 'cheap on this there Ebay thingamawhot'...then going into some typing vibe about being some retired grandparent.
-Doing a long goofy emote slash rp like some sort of crazy anime thing after each pull. "I have killed this evil for the sake of my master, the Lord Dunbar, High Elvish yada yada yada"
-Constantly doing mistells of various medical conditions or responses to sexual hijinks
"Yea, the boil was right in the crease and was so infected I walked like I had a pole up my butt." Whoops mistell.
The funny thing is that a lot of people put up with it simply because he is a good tank but once in a while he will get some idiot who tries to call him out on it or ragequits which is the whole point of his insanity. He likes to remind them its a game.
Sep 8th 2010 2:02PM Yeesh...
Who knew there was a living breathing Avatar walking around in the world?
Seriously, I am shocked a freaking Exclamation/Question mark doesn't hand over her head!
Sep 30th 2009 6:39PM I love the final brass tacks Mana tries to throw at the end of the threads in that the 'guildbank is his....get over it'. You got a lot of hard amounts of smack coming to you for that reasoning.
Name change alone suggests he knows exactly what everyone is going to think of this.
What a grade A douche.
May 2nd 2009 12:59PM I agree....somewhat
Personally, I was able to finish all these within about 4 hours. The one that took the most was AB.
Yea this was not planned out correctly but thank god I beat the rush..BG's are a madhouse now.
It was touch and go for a bit but a little leeway was given on each side and I came out fine. For those still trying for the achievement:
-EOTS: Don't rush in. This was easy peasy since everyone rushed the flag and started wacking the crap outta each other. I waited back, let everyone kill each other, smashed the last 2 ally stragglers and then calmly took the flag.
-AV: Wait at the first tower that is capped but stay out of the way. Hopefully when an enemy comes to take it, make your presence known by offering a wave and see if he/she is ok capping back and forth. A nice group of 5 on each side managed to kill this achievement fast in mine.
-AB: Just what he said.
-WG: Toughest one. If its a premade, don't expect to get it. Best bet is to go in with 3 other people, wait at the flag, and nuke the hell outta anyone - hopefully you will get the errant single flag guy trying for it. Return the favor for a few enemies and everything will be hunky dory.
Got my title last night and dined on a delicious Orphan Stew afterwards. (No not really, but man would that be hilarious)
May 2nd 2009 3:54AM Finished the Lil Bastards achievement...
Now to eat the kid.
Mar 2nd 2009 8:19PM Couple of Questions:
-Why are the commendations NPC still in the major cities? It's been a while since we have had to open the Gates and even the blues have confirmed that they are being opened now on newly created servers for months, but yet those Horde Ally Commendation NPC's still remain.
Feb 17th 2008 1:42AM I have a ton of these:
-"The Advisor" - You have only seen him play one class but does he know everything about your class? Why yes, and he will routinely tell you what you are doing wrong. Hits some real gems when rattled by someone asking if he is making it up. Easily offended when you tell him he is full of shite.
-"The Negotiator" - Eternally in the red with DKP but somehow the epics fall into his hands. Why? Tells, promises and threats. Eternally in tell hell as he either is making promises to work the Kara run over and over till we get the Princes hammer or worse, subtly releasing that hilarious officer chat where they flamed their way up one end of the guild to the other. Almost always plays a druid.
-"Super Bomberman" - Always always playing a version of a mage and is walking timebomb. Doesn't matter how much threat the tanks have, this guys level one frost bolt has some kind of obscene crit bug that erases all of it in seconds. Is told publicly not to touch their keyboard in any boss fight.
Dec 29th 2007 12:40PM All these other entrants totally ran over your dog as you were a child....therefore gimme gimme gimme
Dec 22nd 2007 2:09PM I am in....very cool that you guys are doing this....
BTW....who wants to beat up that kid from the McDonald's commercial with the gold track suit. Something about that little yuppie larva makes me want to punch him in the the mouth