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WoW Moviewatch: Tales of the Past III Cinematic Trailer {WoW}

Mar 18th 2008 10:36PM No! I worked hard to earn that 120 energy rating on my ro- oooh... you mean... MY energy...

..ah..

Uh... Sure. HOWEVER, you must pay... uh... gold. Please. To uh... Somewhere. Me, preferably.

kthxbai

WoW Moviewatch: Tales of the Past III Cinematic Trailer {WoW}

Mar 18th 2008 9:21PM Im not joking here. When I saw this trailer, I felt closer to death than I ever had before.... Because I was going to have a heart attack from the awesomeness. I Couldn't even finish the trailer because I nearly passed out!
BEST
MOVIE
EVER

Two Bosses Enter: Ragnaros vs. Ossirian {WoW}

Dec 16th 2007 8:22PM Lemme put a third perspective on this. See, the people here that have commented have let on essentially two views - First, is the Progressionist view. "Ossi is a 20 man, rag is 40, so rag wins." Second, the situationalist view. "Osi can't leave his room, so the fight is there. Rag can't move to turn off the crystals, so Ossi wins."
As I said - I have a third view.
Think for a moment, if you will. Ragnaros is a Firelord. fireLORD. He didn't get that way by sitting in a hottub in the center of the world for 1000 years. No, he went out and KICKED SOME AZEROTHAIN ASS to get that way. You gotta be able to move somehow to do that - So yeah, Rag can move. He'll hover about menacingly and stuff.
Second - Ossi and his crystals. Lets think for a second moment, and be imaginiative. The Quiraji could very well be the biggest threat to any living being, second only to the Burning Legion, MAYBE the Scourge. Do you really think they're going to have Ossi tied to a bunch of stationary crystals for long? Take a look at the Colossi that spawned during the AQ gate events - You could easily carve the crystals out of the ground, take some hot glue and duct tape, and place 'em on some really big silithids, allowing Ossi to come out of his pen to play "Catch the Fireball" with his ol' buddy Rag.

NOW IT'S A REAL FIGHT!

In my mind... Behold. Ragnaros is screaming and yelling his whole 'you will die' thing at Ossi. Just for the fun of it, let's say this is the barrens - Winner faces a horde of Chuck Norris impersonators. Ossi flings a few spears at Rag, who unsuprisingly burns them to a crisp. Ragnaros slams his hammer against one of the crystals. Let's see... 60,000 year old hunk of rock vs. elementally infused greater-than-legendary god-weapon... "Crack." Ossi is a little discouraged now, and insists that the crystal carriers keep a few feet back. Ragnaros plows past a helpless Quiraji Construct, and begins to pound the other crystals. Ossi just stands there throwing anything he can at Ragnaros. Including his shoe. Horisanth Shoes are very sharp if you throw them the right way, after all. But, Ragnaros ultamitely breaks the crystals, and Ossi begins to crumble. But, Ragnaros, being such a nice guy, decides to help. He MELTS the bugger into oblivion, and the lava goes and kills half a dozen player raids that we're running from the south to get them both.

Sounds like movie material to me!