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Patch 4.3: Rogue tier 13 is "Bat"man-inspired {WoW}

Sep 21st 2011 2:42AM WTB Display Shoulders toggle.

Addon Spotlight: 4.2 champions and troublemakers {WoW}

Jul 1st 2011 7:35AM I am a Parrothead, too. If configured properly, it can replace a bunch of other addons.

@bldavis My Parrot damage text scrolls vertically with crits firing off like a sprinkler. It has great flexibility.

The Queue: Does that movie even exist? Because it should. {WoW}

Jun 21st 2011 12:46PM Someone's been watching Starship Troopers.

Around Azeroth: I don't know how, but it found me {WoW}

Jun 3rd 2011 11:18AM I loved Voltron.

The Queue: Missed a spot {WoW}

May 12th 2011 12:56PM The Alliance tried to form a band but two of them showed up at the lumber mill, one at the blacksmith, another went afk immediately and the last one jumped a group of seven Hordies and is currently suffering from rez cooldown syndrome.

The Queue: Missed a spot {WoW}

May 12th 2011 12:47PM Dear Q,

When I apply to take the Bar Exam will I need to list my toon names as aliases?

Two Bosses Enter: Vanessa VanCleef vs. Cardboard Assassin {WoW}

May 10th 2011 2:37AM Vanessa scoffed at the charred corpses of the "heroes" at her feet. All that remained were poorly wielded blackened weapons, tattered clothing, empty husks of armor and a belt with the strangest buckle she had ever seen. As she reached down to marvel at the craftsmanship...

Sproing!

He appeared before her. Dark, mysterious and silent. A rogue like her.

"Well hello there," she said in a voice laced with curiosity.

A simple wave was the stranger's only reply.

She watched as he swayed on the dimly lit deck of her ship. She new she should be on her guard, but something in the man's wide, unblinking pencil-rimmed eyes told her not to worry.

In the early days after the Cataclysm her anger would have fueled her dismember any uninvited guest in her domain. But the powers that be had decided this assassin would not aggro her ire...only her heart.

She took his non-threatening stance to be his acceptance of her vulnerability. And unable to resist him any longer she ran to him. The two silhouettes moved back and forth as thy danced cheek to cheek, her hand held in his outstretched palm. The soft rhythmic creek of his spring playing a symphony for their ears only.

Giving in to her desire she brushed her lips across his face. A bitter taste greeted her tongue. Her extremities began to tingle. At first she thought the sparks of love had overwhelmed her. Then she realized the awful truth.

She had gutted the gnomish mage with a poisoned dagger. The same poison that now course through her veins. As she crumpled to the ground she looked up at her assassin. The eyes seemed more crazed than accepting from this vantage point. And where were his legs, she wondered.

With her final breath she weakly asked, "How could you?" as she realized she had been betrayed one final time.

The only answer was the creaking spring, which now sounded eerily like mocking laughter.

Patch 4.2 Preview: Tier 12 armor sets {WoW}

Apr 29th 2011 6:42PM My initial thoughts are that the new sets are hot with the following exceptions:

First of all, how are hunters sposed to pew pew without depth perception due to the loss of an eye.

Second, why not just take frost mages out of the game if you're gonna make them suffer the humiliation of wearing gear with fire on it.

Third, I didn't realize paladins would have dandruff and be able to pickpocket in 4.2 because they seem to have stolen the rogues' head and shoulders.

I know there are artists who work very hard designing these sets but PLEASE allow us to use alternate skins if we disagree with their vision and still want to wear top tier gear.

The Queue: Dark Phoenix Alchemy Lab {WoW}

Apr 18th 2011 7:43AM I think Blizzard is going about the tank shortage the wrong way. Don't you think making taking items and goodies LESS available would increase demand and have the tanks running more instances to gear up? As it is now, it seems more and more tanks are at max gear level and don't even need the extra valor points.

Addon Spotlight: Planning my day around Daily To-Dos {WoW}

Apr 14th 2011 2:24PM Wtb edit button.

This comment was directed @Mal regarding the auctioneer automill.