Aug 21st 2009 4:53PM Don't tempt them, they might raise the subscription fee to compensate!
OK, updated map....so 7 new zones, minus 2 starter zones that you'll never visit, minus 1 because we've seen two forms of Hyjal already....so 4 new zones.
Aug 21st 2009 4:01PM 7 new zones....minus 2, since you'll never go back to starter zones, so 5 new zones....is the Barrens split being counted? If so, as 1, or as 2 new zones? So we really could be looking at...2 or 3 new zones, definitely under half a dozen genuinely NEW zones. Ah, fun with math tricks.
Aug 21st 2009 2:57PM Ah, just like any con-less than %10 of the population is female, and maybe %1 of that population actually resembles a female (MAN THE HARPOONS!)...and she ruins it with that shirt. Thanks, Felicia, we didn't know you weren't already a behind the curve rehash of unfunny material with a "cute" quirk.
Aug 21st 2009 1:44AM Ummm....licensing costs have nothing to do with how many discs the product has. This isn't the old Nintendo days when you had to pay the console company to produce your game for you.
Aug 21st 2009 1:34AM Right, except you're completely missing the point:
Item A)I am Sean Connery, and the majority of the collective internet (henceforth referred to as "you") are Alex Trebek. You say stupid things, get slapped around, rinse wash repeat. You give me openings with which to remind you of the terrible intercourse I had with your mother(s) time and again. You unwittingly set me up, and fail to notice, time and again. You sigh dejectedly, unable to combat my assaults, for you come to a battle of wits unprepared. My hand is on the buzzer, the only winning move is not to play. Just like this tool who thinks that slapping your copyright on someone else's years old work is not only "clever" but endorses such brazen theft (probably a Newgrounds and College Humor fan, too), you are on the short bus of the internet. Go find some other "clue" about the new expansion as if the entire world is some elaborate teasing puzzle laid out years in advance by Blizzard to make you really REALLY want to give them money instead of just wanting to.
Item B)It's a fine example of how I understand comedy and culture, and you do not. When I began using this handle-about 50 minutes after that skit originally aired-I knew it would be the only memorable even from that entire generation. Quick! Name another skit, or character! Would you even remember Darrel Hammond otherwise? Now, go run another outdated meme into the ground without understanding it. My sagelike handle will be here waiting to remind you that it's old hat.
I forget where I'm going with this, but the point is, your mother is a whore.
Aug 21st 2009 1:26AM Is that a Batman (original!) animated series DVD I see there? Excellent call.
Aug 20th 2009 4:08PM Aaaaaaaaaaand the short bussers strike. "Lolcats are new, hip, and clever! In no way is putting your logo on someone else's years old work uncreative or uncool at all! How dare you suggest otherwise!" Quick, quick, post a rickroll and act like that wasn't worn out 3 or 4 years ago! Or how about that clever Felicia Day music video, based on a joke that was also worn out years ago (and much funnier for being biting satire rather than "celebrating" mediocrity).
Aug 20th 2009 3:32PM Why would you go to ICanHaz and support a no talent hack who claims credit for an idea that wore out it's welcome on 4chan many years ago?
Oh that's right-people who perpetuate memes are forever behind the curve and have no respect for sources. They think they "get it" because it made them laugh. "Dherrr I invented lolcats when I found this cat picture and made a website for more!"
Aug 20th 2009 3:29PM No, pointless articles are "ZOMG THERE'S A WOW PIC WITH PART OF A MAP AT SOUND BLASTER, IT MUST BE A HINT ABOUT THE NEXT EXPANSION!!1!!" or "WTFBBQ 31 BOSSES IN ICECROWN ITS TRUE BECAUSE ITS WRITTEN IN BLUE"
I'm quite glad to have a little trick to skip the jibbajabba in that shithole instance.
Aug 20th 2009 4:26AM And yes, that includes Jaina, Sylvanis, etc