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The great hunter nerf of 2008 {WoW}

Dec 9th 2008 2:07PM I am unimpressed:

First blizz pigeon holes hunters into lolbm and in an effort to turn that debacle around just bitch slapped the white damage of all hunters, the volley of all specs, especially MM which has the multi/volley creamy buffs and just downright neutered bm. They again offered up nothing to entice ppl to play survival and generally accomplished nothing short of soothing the anal rash of some other dps who are butt hurt by the dps charts.

Congrats, now encounters can take a bit longer in pve due to lower dps. Considering they made a joke of the raid content who really cares anyway.

PVP buff? perhaps I missed it, wait no hunters will now stand dumbfounded, face to face with their attacker, unable to do anything in anticipation of deterrence wearing off and getting demolished. So basically its a made in china dollar store version of a pali bubble that serves no purpose other than to prolong the pain. This is brilliant and awesomely comical for just about everyone else.

I'm convinced there's a wheel of stupidity at Blizz's R&D, they just blaze up and spin the wheel randomly injecting nonsense into various class mechanics on a whim. I got news for you guys, if you throw a monkey wrench into an engine your gonna break something and chances are its not going to turn out well.

Hunter mechanics are horrible for pvp, everyone can now do what they do in pve be it aoe, misdirect whatever and now they'll do average/mediocre dps. Crunch some numbers ladies and gents those changes are huge.

Btw, I'm not a hunter but a healer that loves having you guys around, you shorten fights, intercept my aggro w/pets and help me not go oom by pulling hate. Looks like people will have to potentially start cc'ing again as the aoe em all down mentality just lost 30% of its effectiveness.

cheers and if anyone knows whos next on the blizzard's wheel of stupid nerf trick lemme know.

Caption This! {WoW}

Sep 9th 2008 10:46AM Barbie's Beach Horde Outpost comes complete with your own ridable tallstrider. Androgenous Ken doll replaced with gender confused Fel Orc. Supplies limited.....

LotRO-style achievements coming to Wrath? {WoW}

Jun 9th 2008 10:08AM Why bother they'll just remove any locking / unlocking / attunement / achievement anyway when they suspect its getting old and casuals are going to leave. Everyone in there mother is banging around in MH, gear check/retard check bosses in SSC and TK are a non issue anymore. Every real "achievement" in this game has been minimized. Anyone care to remember when you had to be revered to get into a heroic? Attuned to SSC? Just cause you have a key doesn't mean the pug your about to wipe 10x appreciates you using it. There was a time your 3.5 dungeon blue set mattered and people tried to get it to move on. I salute Blizz, I mean a real knock down drag out salute, the brilliance by which they manage to keep the hamster on the wheel is blinding. They don't even have to market their product, just throw out tidbits of blah blah blah and let the community react. I'm jealous. I can't wait to grind out that new inscription profession or get my loveless LW to 475 or w/e its gonna be on my main so I can get low lvl epics that beat the snot out of my 475 dragonscale stuff if it exists. (wait i take that back, i can make drums and leg armors woot) tired hamster is tired.