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Wolfheart audiobook on sale now, listen to samples for free {WoW}

Apr 4th 2012 5:39PM I do prefer reading the books, but since I travel a lot in very uncomfortable buses/subway, audiobooks are pretty useful for me.

And I'm not American.

Know Your Lore: Never to rise again {WoW}

Apr 4th 2012 3:04PM Both are wrong.

The Argent Crusade defeated the Lich King (Tirion to be precise), aided by the Ebon Blade and Champions from both the Alliance and the Horde (working for the Argent Crusade).

Of monks, mains, and the ability to change {WoW}

Apr 2nd 2012 4:37PM Since LFR I have no commitment to any raiding guild, so I can freely experiment with all the other classes that I hadn't played until now. I like my Paladin, but sometimes I get bored of him and want to try other classes (Shaman, Priest, Druid, and soon Monk). My plan is to get those three classes to 85 before MoP arrives. And then start a Monk from level 1 while the other players fights tooth and nail for quest objectives and node spawns in Pandaria.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: Temple of the Jade Serpent overview {WoW}

Apr 2nd 2012 4:28PM The guy is called "Flaskataur", is gigantic (twice the height of a normal tauren IIRC), wears a fancy suit with top hat included, sells all the glyphs in the game... AND YOU THINK THIS IS GOING LIVE?

I'm sorry Foward, but you're just... dumb. Or trolling. I hope it's trolling.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Mar 31st 2012 2:50PM Once upon a time, the effeminate king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Placeholder, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the Blood Elven Hair Products!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his genitals. "By Garithos's ghost! That was close," Varian farted.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Billy's Suicidal Stupidity. "Varian, you cowardly Gryphon! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har urine!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a Kodo, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the slave prison was black with chest-hair.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of Panda Fart Gases. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Pervert Rainforest Winter Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's ass-like faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have a OVER NINE THOUSAND drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with Gnomes!"

The end.

Next wave of 100,000 Mists of Pandaria beta invites sent out {WoW}

Mar 30th 2012 8:35PM Same here.

Although I waited until last minute to take the annual pass, and have been playing only since late TBC.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: New icons make questing a breeze {WoW}

Mar 30th 2012 1:47PM If they want me to read quest text, they should make interesting quests in the first place.

Mists of Pandaria Beta: New icons make questing a breeze {WoW}

Mar 30th 2012 1:38PM That's the idea.
Nobody likes reading stupid quest text (unless it's some lore heavy quest chain).
So they either do this or add full voice over to every quest in the game like in SWTOR.
If they did that, I'd actually turn on the game sound for a change..

Ghostcrawler explains spec-specific quest rewards in MoP {WoW}

Mar 29th 2012 11:31PM The same goes for tanks.

Questing as Retribution is faster for me than as Protection.