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EVE Evolved: Setting the record straight {Massively}

Apr 1st 2012 6:56PM Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

The Daily Grind: What are your favorite jokes of the day? {Massively}

Apr 1st 2012 11:12AM @rhorle
"Multiple endings, each influenced by your choices and color-coded for your convenience! (Further epic endings planned for post release as downloadable content.)"


TERA PvP battlegrounds won't be in at launch, delayed until 'late summer' {Massively}

Mar 30th 2012 7:17PM @Zyrusticae
At least I won't need to explain myself to my boss as to why I'm playing a game with things that look like Elin in it.

Just saying.

TERA PvP battlegrounds won't be in at launch, delayed until 'late summer' {Massively}

Mar 30th 2012 5:42PM As long as the ridiculous skimpy female armor is still in, I'm sure anyone planning to play TERA will be just fine.

/with apologies to Utakata

Ask Massively: A confluence of awesome edition {Massively}

Mar 29th 2012 6:07PM ME3 DLC in FFXIII-2 is hilarious if only for the fact that ME3 is the only game in recent memory with a worse ending than FFXIII-2's.

It's like a vortex of suck.

Lead your Legion into Final Fantasy XI's March version update {Massively}

Mar 27th 2012 6:47PM "Arise (WHM Lv.99)
Revives and bestows a Reraise effect upon target PC."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

SWTOR devs attempt to balance the Force through nerfs {Massively}

Mar 24th 2012 4:04PM You might say that...

*puts on sunglasses*

...these adjustments are a little too Forceful.


World of Darkness presented at EVE Fanfest 2012 {Massively}

Mar 24th 2012 3:57PM "MMO targeted towards females"
Oh hey! Maybe an MMO with action but decent armor and charact---

"the game will have a focus on fashion"
....Why don't you kiss my arse CCP, seriously. Holy Christ.

This game better have perma-death.

The MMO Report: Aztec pandas make no sense edition {Massively}

Mar 23rd 2012 7:03AM -nouveau Blizzard
-making sense

Pick one.

The Soapbox: The hidden perils of Guild Wars 2's microtransactions {Massively}

Mar 21st 2012 6:33PM @real65rcncom
Am I some kind of neophyte for believing it? I feel pretty dumb right now, but in all honesty, I had faith. I really did.

I honestly believed that it would function exactly like GW1. I mean, GW1 made Anet a boatload of money, and I believed-- honestly believed-- that would be enough to make the game a success. And I still believe that it would have been, except I guess that 'fabulous wealth' just isn't enough for Anet, and they're trying for 'ridiculous wealth' instead. Filthy lucre is a powerful motivator, I guess.

Thanks for clarifying. You're still welcome to drink my copious tears of grief if you care to. If I'm about to be taken for a sucker yet again, at least allow me to serve as an excellent source of potential schadenfreude.