Jul 28th 2010 7:03PM I imagine that come Cataclysm, a Subtlety Rogue will be able to get the debuff up on a crucial target switch fastest without that combo point transfer ability thanks to HAT or Vanish/Premed/Ambush.
Jun 29th 2010 11:44PM A rogue... sparing a helpless, nearly dead victim... WHOSE A GNOME!!!
Gruuka, why'd you listen, since when does a rogue listen to anyone? Don't hit the sheep? We shiv a Deadly Poison to it and blame the Hunter. Misdirect to the tank? Set the Focus to the healer for lulz. You can't solo raid bosses, we run off and solo the ones that even a Blood DK or Paladins can't. Warlocks are OP? We've called them "Free HK" since "Drums of War" Patch gave us Cloak of Skill.
May 11th 2010 12:52AM Lies, slander, GCD Capping as HAT was some of the most enjoyable moments of my life watching my DPS Meter absolutely soar as big number Eviscerate Crits flashed across my screen every second!!!!
May 8th 2010 10:42PM War of the Ancients -
Kil'Jaeden: Great, someone's leaving blood oozing corpses around everywhere.
Broxigar: Come on, I can take you all on!!!
Liuv: Look at that pile of soggy meat.
*Sargeras takes a Broxigar Saurfang Cleave to the leg... Despite a 99.999999999999999% chance to crit and cause instantaneous death against any target that it crits against... it didn't crit*
*Sargeras kills Broxigar Saurfang*
Sargeras: That really hurt!
Kil'Jaeden: Did you know that you scream like a girl?
Rise of the Horde
Kil'Jaeden: Hey, these "Orc" look like that funny looking green thing that cleaved Sargeras' leg... except they are brown. I could totally use them to get back at Velen for leaving me to pick up the tab at the restaurant while I was in the restroom, then leaving the planet! Ah, here's one of them now. Hey there, I'm the spirit of your dead wife.
Ner'Zhul: Oh my dear... what do you ask of me?
Kil'Jaeden: Gather up the clans and kill the Draenei!
Ner'zhul: But they are peaceful.
Kil'Jaeden: Do it or you won't "Get Some" in the 'er after.
Ner'Zhul: I'll get on it right away!
Kil'Jaeden: Btw, meet my friend "Kil'Jaeden"
Kil'Jaeden: Hi there.
Ner'zhul: Anything I can do for you?
Kil'Jaeden: Sure, kill the Draenei.
*After a bit*
Ner'zhul: Hm... Kil'Jaeden looks a lot like the Draenei... apart from the clothes, the wings, the... horns... and skin color... but they look alot like him.
Kil'Jaeden: Yeah, they judged me purely by the color of my skin.
Ner'zhul: They are that dense?
Kil'Jaeden: Let's not go through this again.
Ner'zhul: Please... not now.
An00b'arak: phylumist phylumist phylumist
Ancestors: Ner'zhul, you are a monster!
Kil'Jaeden: At least they know how to capitalize.
Ner'zhul: Can we continue?
Kil'Jaeden: Well, in the continuity, the spirits did treat you as a monster until
Rulkan: Ner'zhul... you PHYLUMIST!!!
Ner'zhul: Honey... KYL review going on.
Rulkan: Oh... um... Kil'Jaeden has been manipulating you from the beginning and I never wanted you to kill the Draenei.
Ner'zhul: Thank you, that'll be all.
Rulkan: And I want you to be an equal opportunity employer and give full benefits to the spinally disinclined.
An00b'arak: >8< Spider Pride!!!
Ner'zhul: Get in the kitchen and make my sandwich while the big boys talk!!!
Kil'Jaeden: Make the orcs drink the blood of Mannorath.
Ner'zhul: That's going too far!
Kil'Jaeden: If you can't, I'll find someone who can. Gul'Dan, mak the orcs drink the blood of Mannorath.
An00b'arak: you didnt spell "make" right mister high and mighty grammar police.
Kil'Jaeden: Shut up, it was an honest mistake.
An00b'arak: "[Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate."
Gul'Dan: Hey, it's my turn right now, you go skitter about and have fun getting squashed or something.
Gul'Dan: I don't hate you by reason of your race you insect. If you have read my KYL page, you'd know I'd do anything to anyone that stands between me and anything that it is I want, and right now I want to continue with my part of this article. So unless you want to be a stain on the sole of my boot, I suggest you get out of my way.
Gul'Dan: Thought so. Anyways... my part, right. Sure, no problem Kil'Jaeden, Orcs, drink blood, got ya.
Kil'Jaeden: Wow, he got the itsy bitsy spider to actually shut up for a change.
Ner'zhul: I'm impressed.
Gul'Dan: *Facepalm* Ner'zhul... your part with Durotan please?
Ner'zhul: Oh right. Durotan, ol buddy ol pal. You shouldn't drink the stuff.
Durotan: Blood, don't drink. Got it.
Grom: RAWR!!! *Starts chugging*
Gul'Dan: Grom, save some for the rest of the orcs!!!
Grom: Ahhh... refreshing.
Kil'Jaeden: Mannorath, we're going to need more of your blood.
Mannorath: Only one pint can be donated at a time. Not my rules, just the way it is.
*Opening of the Dark Portal
Kil'Jaeden: Well... they finished up killing the Draenei and now they look like the funny looking green thing that cleaved Sargeras' leg. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea... I know, I'll leave them to die off and never have to worry about them again.
Sargeras: They're perfect, just like the funny looking green thing that cleaved my leg 10,000 years ago. Let's use them on the world that spawned that Funny Looking Green Thing that cleaved my leg!!!
Kil'Jaeden: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Sargeras: Nonsense, it's a great idea!!!
Kil'Jaeden: But they look like the funny looking green thing that cleaved your leg... I mean, take this one for example... you there, come over here. He looks EXACTLY like the funny looking green thing that cleaved your leg!
Broxigar: RAWR!!! What's up?
Kil'Jaeden: Even sounds exactly like him!!!
Sargeras: Perfect, I'll book their passage.
Kil'Jaeden: I have a bad feeling about this.
*After the Founding of Durotar*
Chromie: So he got sucked into another time?
Chromie: To thwart Sargeras in the war of the Ancients and at the same time inspire him and Kil'Jaeden to form the Horde, bring him into Azeroth, only to be sent back in time to thwart them as a result?
Chromie: Aaaaaand we allow this paradox to go on existing... why?
Nozdormu: I find the irony of it mildly entertaining.
Chromie: Broxigar is the one who is supposed to kill you and you sent him back in time to prevent him from ever doing so, right?
Nozdormu: Uuuummmm..... No?
Chromie: And you bugged his "Random Number Generator" to roll on that 0.000000000000001% chance that it wouldn't crit didn't you.
Nozdormu: KITCHEN!!! SANDWICH!!! NOW!!!
Apr 23rd 2010 4:35PM I remember during BC on my Rogue, I kept High Avoidance Offset Pieces (Blade of Unrequited Love and Moroes' Lucky Pocket Watch and the Badge of Tenacity) and specced Subtlety for PuGGing heroics on my badge farming days so I could offtank for pulls (These were PuGs, sometimes I was in a group as the only person who could CC during the instance) that we didn't have enough CC for in the group, or offtank on any of those fights comprised of 2 CC Immune (Sometimes Stuns were permissible... in which case out came the Goblin Rocket Launcher) mobs that hit like a truck. Seth Halls in particular comes to mind, but there were a few others that had these sort of pulls.
Apr 22nd 2010 8:44AM I tried leveling a priest once and it took me a couple weeks to realize that fade was not like rogue's stealth.
Shortly thereafter I stopped working on the priest.
Apr 9th 2010 9:50PM Lets see... we Rogues got the ability to hide from sight via stealth/vanish, an ability to spread a powerful DoT over a large area via FoK + Deadly Poison, and now the ability to create a cloud of something that can protect those within from ranged attacks via Smoke Bomb.
I now DEMAND that we rogues also gain the ability to sacrifice a party/raid member to instantly regenerate 50 Energy!!!
Apr 8th 2010 9:36PM Okay, that Healing Absorption Mastery sounds awesome... could you imagine the interaction between a Blood DK Raid Tank and a Disc Priest?
Mar 20th 2010 12:32PM The ultimate raid instance for me would be
5: Non-Nerfed/Half stuck in the ground Kil'Jaeden
1: The Secret Cow Level
Feb 22nd 2010 9:19PM Shadowmeld is helluva lot of fun in BGs and World PvP, but in Arenas, because DoTs WILL be applied, you could at best use it to interrupt an offensive spell aimed your way. Warriors can use it to get out of combat for a charge and Druids can use it as a ghetto vanish while Rogues get it as a second vanish.
In BGs, especially as a twink, I enjoy its use to provide an extra surprise while on Defense, and it's especially ganking one twink who went for the flag, then shadowmelding at a different spot than last time and watch them waste an explosives cooldown on the spot I had shadowmelded at before.