Jul 27th 2011 4:04PM "When blood-crazed, willing slaves to demons who had sold their race and their world for power assaulted Azeroth, it was the humans who fought them."
Or maybe we could describe it accurately and mention that the orcs were fooled into practicing fel magic and losing their shamanistic powers by a demon called "the deceiver" who by all accounts was very good at his job, and forced to drink demon blood until they couldn't think straight because one megalomaniacal warlock decided to sell his soul and his own people out for magical power.
Mar 22nd 2011 5:17PM All of them. :(
Mar 1st 2011 2:39PM Okay, so I saved a bronze drake from the infinite dragonflight in the caverns of time, and he's like, my bitch now. Then I found a blue drake in a sack(?) in the occulus which apparently means I get to ride him around like a pony at my whim too. Then I killed Sartharion with three drakes up a bunch of times and I guess she's pregnant because each time we found a black drake on her and eventually I got one and I am raising him to fly my ass around the place too. Then last night I headed over to the Wyrmrest temple and they sold me a red drake, because apparently Alexstrasza is all about selling her kids into slavery now.
Anyone have any clue when I'll be able to punch Ysera in the throat or something and get myself a green drake? I wanna complete the set!
Dec 30th 2010 3:05PM Just finished reading "Stormrage," and found it a surprisingly good book. But it never answered the one big question that I wanted above all else for it to answer.
Does anyone know why Malfurion looks like big bird now?
Sep 12th 2010 10:56PM The gnomes nuked their own goddamn city.
The first race on Azeroth to discover nuclear power, and what do they do with it? Immediately turn it into a weapon and use it ON THEMSELVES.
Then, when they attempt to fix this mistake by retaking their city, they pressgang their citizens into military servitude WITH A MECHANICAL DEVICE THAT CONTROLS PEOPLE'S MINDS.
The only reason we shouldn't be wiping these things off the face of Azeroth is that they're already terrifyingly efficient at doing it to themselves.
Sep 9th 2010 12:43PM Blasphemy. "Anal" jokes are hilarious.
Jun 24th 2010 8:26PM I might just not know this because it's the first year I've ever fought Ahune, but... uh, what are we supposed to do to him if our character is specced to deal frost damage? My frost mage... can't really do anything to anyone in that encounter. At all. ;_;