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In-game models I would change if I could {WoW}

Dec 30th 2009 2:13PM How about the human hairlip?

I was joking with some randoms in CoS the other night that the reason why Arthas became the Lich King had nothing to do with Shadowmourne or any magical crap. It was because he was ridiculed for his lack of hairlip by the other humans to the point that it drove him insane.

The Twelve Days of Winter Veil: Day twelve loot code giveaway {WoW}

Dec 22nd 2009 10:31AM Oh yes, Flower feet plox for DK while he picks flowers!

I love telling people that "I'm picking flowers on my death knight"

Irony FTW.

Hot Topic introduces new WoW merchandise, cute model {WoW}

Dec 17th 2009 5:13PM "That's right -- now you too can have a qtbelf on your chest, or the chest of a female WoWer near and dear to your heart. As long as she's a size small or medium, anyway. The other sizes are sold out."

I lol'd at the thought of a horde of nerd big 'uns.

The OverAchiever: Guide to Pilgrim's Bounty 2009 {WoW}

Nov 20th 2009 12:59PM 7 minus 1 is 6. "Your" only mostly likely screwed if you miss three days, according to my math.

You dolt.

Advancing the battlegrounds {WoW}

Nov 17th 2009 3:55PM Amen brother. I don't mind nubs. We've all been one.

What I absolutely loathe is the one guy who comes in and says "no other 5k dps with 1k resilience? You guys suck!" I joing BGs to escape the elitist doucheyisms of PvE progression epeen fighting. But there is really no escape. Here's a couple PRO TIPS for you OG LEET BGers who grace us peons with their godly presence:

1. LEARN TO LOSE WITH DIGNITY. Nubs do it better. We're losing. QQ less. No amount of blaming everyone for not grinding hours and hours of honor and arenas is going to win the game for you.

2. LEARN TO BE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE WITH A SHRED OF HUMILITY. In BC a friend and I would frequently duo up for BG marathons well after we had every honor purchase and capped honor. It was for funzies. We regularly topped the charts and did better, but there was no need to point it out to everyone like a braggart. Those same people have the same access to the charts (which can mean nothing for certain games winning/losing). The people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. Try and be a little more stand up about it.

3. WHEN THERE IS A DUDE IN A PUG BG WITH A NICE GLAD WEAPON, that toolbag is usually afk at the entrance. True story. 100% of the time I have bg'd since Wrath and seen gladiator weapons, it was on a dude who wasn't helping in the least, which blows your theory out of the water.

4. NO AMOUNT OF GEAR IS GOING TO MAKE ME GOOD. I suck. Seriously. Be okay with it. Full ilvl 245 pvp gear with a million resilience and i'd still get my ass handed to me. Try not to rub it in my face because I'm sensative and my parents didn't hug me enough.

/carry on

The Queue: Cho'gall is back in black {WoW}

Nov 17th 2009 3:11PM That's what we in the bizz call, a zing!


Tuesday Morning Post: Fear and Loathing edition {WoW}

Nov 17th 2009 10:31AM "Attend BlizzCon all day, gamble all night, *(and)* sleep never."

"Unfortunately, they were quickly supplanted by howls of pain and anguish as we discovered that it *(was)* just the Las Vegas Convention Center jumping the gun, and that we'll probably still be headed to Anaheim for the next BlizzCon."

"So unfortunately, I've had to cancel my plans to get a gonzo lawyer and rent an Impala, but what *(are)* you gonna do?"

You had three blaringly bad grammar mistakes and you only wrote two paragraphs. I'm usually a very forgiving Grammarian, but Jesus-H-Christ, you're a writer. 3 Errors in 8 Sentences, FFS.

Last day for accounts to log on {WoW}

Nov 10th 2009 6:15PM Roar McFrostwyrm. I Lol'd!!!!!


Seriously. Hilarious.

Btw, because of this article's goading I converted my account., changing the world, one non-combat pet penguin at a time. ilu!

Ask a Faction Leader: Tirion Fordring {WoW}

Nov 3rd 2009 11:43AM Tirion I'm gonna let you go ahead and answer your questions, but CAIRNE WAS THE GREATEST ASK A FACTION LEADER OF ALL TAHME!

Seriously, why is everyone Kanye'ing the AAFL?