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Forum post of the day: Nerf Pop-Tarts {WoW}

May 19th 2009 7:18AM Yeah man that's so funny running an already weak joke into the ground makes me laugh so hard.

NERF POP TARTS LOL GC WAHT ARE YUO DOING THE CHOCOLATE SPEC IS OP ROFL CHERRY IS WORKING AS INTENDED for 50 pages straight and you wonder why the thread got deleted.

Height of comedy right here...

Forum post of the day: Nerf Pop-Tarts {WoW}

May 18th 2009 8:36PM The haters are right. This is not humour, it is trade spam material. [wow term/phrase] + [random everyday object] stopped being funny in 2004.

Can't wait for the new, exciting WoW Insider article about Chuck Norris facts/Murlocs: the new hilarity that is sweeping Azeroth!

65% fewer Arena teams in Season 5 {WoW}

Mar 25th 2009 5:10AM I hope this causes Blizzard to get their heads out of their ass and fix this game's broken ass PVP and redesign arenas as something fun that anyone can participate in instead of the pretend "pro-gaming/e-sport" bullshit that it is now.

Running around pillars like a fucking cartoon character so you don't get two-shoted is not fun, not cool looking, not fulfiling, and will never be, no matter how many frostwyrms you get out of it. The top arena players I've seen in videos are seriously the worst human beings ever.

Also, in a "truly ironic turn of events", Blizzard has been balancing class mechanics for years based around something fewer and fewer players give a shit about. Good going there.

A plea against vehicle combat {WoW}

Feb 19th 2009 12:30PM People who don't like vehicles are stupid and have learning disabilities. OH MAN IT'S SO HARD TO LEARN 3 NEW VEHICLE ABILITIES WHY DOESN'T BLIZZARD JUST LET ME PRESS BOSS-KILL BUTTAN???///

Also they are completely self obsessed nerds to boot.:MY CAREFULLY MICRO-MANAGED GEMS THAT ARE ALL IN VAIN! I SPENT 100 HOURS OVER AN EXCEL SPREADSHEET FOR NOTHING! BLIZZARD STO CATERING TO CASUALS AND PAY ATTENTION TO ELITE PLAYERS LIKE ME AND MY GEMS!!!111

Amusingly enough, it's these same people who bitch about Blizzard rehashing old content and never try anything new. And when they DO try something new they throw fits like spastic children.

Local news on WoW lingo {WoW}

Feb 3rd 2009 12:43AM YES GAMERS ARE PEOPLE WHO TALK IN GIBBERISH AND SIT AT HOME ALL DAY PLAYING THIS GAME WITH THEIR SECRET SOCIETY WHILE THE REST OF US GO TO WORK AND TO NORMAL STUFF.

God this is sto stupid. Considering video games a lifestyle is one of the stupidest things humanity has done in the 21st century.

MMO-Champion's Tier 8 preview video {WoW}

Jan 29th 2009 7:32AM LOL the gnome warlock looks like a chicken.

Forum post of the day: Life Tap dancing {WoW}

Jan 28th 2009 7:32PM

"If in a long fight if I need to life-tap, my healers knows I will immediately follow-up with drain life or a pot to replenish myself."

You're hurting your DPS this way.
DPS should maximize their damage.
Healers should heal everyone in the raid, with tanks being the priority.

You're both a bad priest and warlock.

Forum post of the day: Life Tap dancing {WoW}

Jan 28th 2009 7:27PM Any healer who knows what he's doing and understands game mechanics won't complain when the lock lifetaps.
If the lock sat to eat/drink the group would slow down. Lifetaping only takes a few seconds, and a couple of heals brings the lock back to full health. Healers have crazy mana regen anyway.

Seriously the conversion of Healer mana -> Lock health -> Lock Mana is so huge that a single heal can fill the locks mana bar twice over if he has enough spirit.

Healers who complain about life tap are bad/lazy healers.

WoW Insider interview: You Play or We Pay founders {WoW}

Jan 16th 2009 1:11PM How long until WoW Insider starts posting about gold sites? After unfunny webshows and scam sites that's probably next.

"Around Azeroth: Gold4U has arrived in Northrend!"
"WoW Insider interview: WoWGold founders"
"WoW Rookie: What's the best gold buying site?"
"WoW Casually: No time to farm or even play? No problem!"
"Buy gold, get a free "The Guild" DVD!"

The Guild episode 7 of season 2, and new t-shirt {WoW}

Jan 15th 2009 11:49AM Finally caved in and watched this after seeing it spammed here again and again. Surprise suprsise, it sucks.
No wonder no network would pick this up. The thing practically has no target audience. Non mmo players wouldn't get the jokes, and mmo players have nothing to gain from it since it's the same tired stuff everyone's been saying online AND offline ever since Everquest came out and became popular. The bad acting, bad writing, zero production values and lack of any semblance of plot whatsoever don't help either.
Bottomline: You fail. Try again by making a real full-length sitcom pilot episode (not a 4 minute youtube video).