Jan 2nd 2011 8:09AM Lets see some good tidings roll my way to kickstart the year.
Jan 1st 2011 11:14AM Happy new year people.
Now back away from my gift card.
Dec 31st 2010 1:44AM Heeeeeere fishy fishy fishy...chair...
Dec 31st 2010 1:43AM Another round for everyone!
Dec 28th 2010 4:11PM Once again I feel compelled to throw my hat into the ring.
But since any plan where you lose hyu hat ish a bad plan, I'll throw all of me in instead.
Dec 28th 2010 12:16AM A snake once rode a motorcycle a hundred miles.
Dec 26th 2010 10:53PM I bought a bunch of scratch tickets today; none of them paid out. Now the universe owes me a win.
Hm? No, Im not familiar with any 'gamblers fallacy.' Why?
Dec 26th 2010 3:12PM It will look so pretty beside my little Cthulhu statuette...
Dec 25th 2010 8:58PM Odds of winning this item: Slim.
Odds of getting a mount from it? Equally slim.
I love these odds.
Dec 25th 2010 3:45PM Merry Xmas, Xmas people! Xmas!