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Ghostcrawler talks some more on Retribution DPS {WoW}

Mar 18th 2009 9:54PM Paladins do damage? Was this in the 3.0.8 patch notes and I didn't read that?

Blizzard's new raid model and why it works {WoW}

Mar 17th 2009 12:40PM Sartharion+3 just punishes retards, it doesn't add any complexity to the fight. Oh novos drakes, oh wow we kill Tenebron before Shadron lands anyway. Oh novos void zones, I pity the fools who fail them. Oh novos lava wave... oh wait it's just fire; they've had TBC to practice on fire. Oh novos moving in portals, oh wow Kalecgos was srs bsns.

Blizzard's new raid model and why it works {WoW}

Mar 17th 2009 12:38PM So Blizzard is catering to BAD PLAYERS WHO CANNOT MOVE OUT OF THE FIRE. That's what it is.

If Ulduar doesn't deliver I can expect many players quitting.

Speaking up for what's right {WoW}

Mar 16th 2009 7:15PM Laugh all you like, I couldn't care less. My point remains. When a developer exhibits negative knowledge in aspects of the game he designs, that is the beginning of the decline of the game.

What to do when a player dies {WoW}

Mar 16th 2009 6:33PM This.

Don't hold in-game weddings in Tanaris either because there's a dragon nearby.

Speaking up for what's right {WoW}

Mar 16th 2009 6:31PM The problem is that GC sometimes says completely asinine bullshit only to show his lack of understanding of the game.

Now, if I were in his shoes, I'd dedicate the several first MONTHS of my employment at Blizzard to read every single line of code of WoW source, read every single documentation page and speak with the former designers how shit used to roll back when I wasn't there.

Then I wouldn't make idiotic promises only to take them away and return them in a buggy unusable state. Previews are nice but make sure you can deliver.

Then I wouldn't say retarded bullshit like "rets don't get mana from SA on patchwerk".

Then I wouldn't break an entire talent tree (even after player feedback which stated it's useless) just to show that my numbers are superior to whatever toy I gave my unpaid beta testers to play with.

I've no idea how GC got his Ph.D because sometimes he spews such retarded bullshit I can't believe he has a tiny grasp on WoW mechanics to begin with.

GC: If you're OOM, tell your guildies to get out of the fire {WoW}

Mar 16th 2009 5:48PM Huh? The hell?

You stand in the fire, it's your fault period. There's no excuses to it period, l2p or GTFO. I prefer the latter.

Scattered Shots: ViperNotify and aspect swapping {WoW}

Mar 12th 2009 7:54PM Sad addon is sad. I still don't understand how can people NOT notice they're doing 50% damage.


Spirit Beast pull toy available from BRK {WoW}

Mar 10th 2009 6:15PM /facepalm.

Bad idea wrapped in horrible wrapping and shipped in a retarded box.

But what can I expect from someone who raids with a spirit beast?

In the category of "finally": Raid ID confirmation windows in 3.1 {WoW}

Feb 27th 2009 9:29PM The screenshot was taken by someone on EJ, not that huntard BRK. Get your facts straight.