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WoW Patch 3.2.2 lowers cost of flying {WoW}

Sep 26th 2009 2:14PM Spread my wings and fly away

The Colosseum: Dimitrius of Korgath {WoW}

Aug 9th 2009 10:27AM Haven't we heard enough about paladins? It grow tired of hearing the same thing over and over and over again.

Breakfast Topic: How would you be honored ingame? {WoW}

Aug 8th 2009 10:27AM Me and my friend actually tried this with thunderstorm and slowfall. I'd thunderstorm him off of temple of storms and he'd keep casting slowfall on himself.

For some reason he kept dying of fatigue. xD

Blizzard warns against Three Wolf Moon at BlizzCon {WoW}

Jul 15th 2009 6:31PM This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

Guildwatch: System error beep bop {WoW}

Jun 24th 2009 5:43PM When you put your balls on someone's face.

Arena tournament registration now open {WoW}

Feb 17th 2009 6:08PM It won't let me register...

Is Shaman health too low in PvP? {WoW}

Feb 4th 2009 5:23PM In one word: yes.

The state of shamans in pvp is downright ridiculous right now. As an enhancement shaman I die in under 10 seconds and can't do nothing at all. I play resto now, and that's okay.

Also, buff shadowpriests. They suck hard.

A pessimistic reminder about patch notes {WoW}

Jan 19th 2009 8:54PM Shamans have sucked for 2 years.

Warlocks have sucked for 2 months.

Get over it.