Oct 11th 2010 11:14AM Ive done that too.
this is me, no joke.
Aug 23rd 2010 5:25PM In soviet russia,
earth shocks you!
Jan 3rd 2010 12:03PM Pie
Jan 1st 2010 10:42AM Not FIrst or second.
Dec 31st 2009 11:37AM SNF
Dec 29th 2009 12:30PM Cheeseburger.
Dec 26th 2009 8:02PM Pick the Guy above me pl0x.
Dec 25th 2009 5:09PM Shoe.
Dec 23rd 2009 11:36AM And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
skip a bit, brother
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'