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Encrypted Text: Fan of Knives mechanics deep-dive {WoW}

Jul 14th 2009 1:14PM That video is made of win and awesome in equal quantities.

However, I feel honour-bound to point out that no one deals death from above quite like a PoM-Pyro mage.

Arcane Brilliance: The state of the Mage, volume 3 {WoW}

Jul 12th 2009 6:30PM I suppose the philosophy behind the mage class is (or was originally) to live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse.

You may ask, "why a beautiful corpse?". There are two reasons. The first is that while when a paladin dies after an hour of being bludgeoned by eighteen other players with all cooldowns blown his corpse is naturally rather battered and unsightly, when a mage dies from someone opening a trade window with him there are no visible marks; our corpses are pristine.

The second reason is this: most of us know how to sew, we spend a lot of time flapping our wrists about and we wear dresses regardless of gender. Darlings, we're not beautiful, we're fabulous.