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Breakfast Topic: Sightseeing in Pandaria {WoW}

Apr 2nd 2012 11:11AM I love to just wander around in game looking at things. I don't have a lot of time to do it anymore, since I'm a full-time student with a job, but if someone in my guild is rambling in chat about some out-of-the-way area that would be awesome for a guild party or event of some kind, that person is usually me.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Apr 2nd 2012 12:02AM Once upon a time, the obnoxious king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Justin Bieber, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the dank pricetags!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his fingernail. "By Turalyon's ghost! That was close," Varian farted.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Tednug's Crushing Disappointment Tempered by Mild Amusement. "Varian, you cowardly emu! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har earwax!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a Savannah Highmane, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the topgallant yard was pale puce with sebaceous glands.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of mango mojito. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Speckled Temperate Rainforest Early Doe Season Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's sparkly faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have eleventy squillion and two drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with grass!"

Know Your Lore: The curious dissonance of Alliance leveling {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 11:55PM I just want to add, on the subject of faction pride, it makes a lot more sense to me than some of the things people take immense pride in in the real world, because you *choose* your faction in WoW.

Know Your Lore: The curious dissonance of Alliance leveling {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 10:03PM I agree with all of this, and just as an analogy that crystallizes it for me which may be useful for others: leveling to 60 as Horde makes you feel like Buffy Summers; leveling to 60 as Alliance makes you feel like Dean Winchester.

Blizzard Entertainment introduces Blizzard Kidzz! {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 9:23PM "The possibilities are endless!*

*Possibilities are not endless."

Blizzard Entertainment introduces Blizzard Kidzz! {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 11:31AM You guys have played Organ Trail, right? :D

Breakfast Topic: How do you feel about Mists of Pandaria spoilers? {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 11:29AM I eat, sleep, and breathe spoilers. Not just for WoW. For everything.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Mar 31st 2012 4:43PM Guys, "pus" only has one s in it.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Mar 31st 2012 4:40PM "Varian, you cowardly alpaca!"

Marry me.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Mar 31st 2012 4:32PM Once upon a time, the FLUFFY king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of RAINBOW DASH, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the SMELLY AVOCADOES!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his EARLOBE. "By UTHER's ghost! That was close," Varian BELCHED.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the LOKTARA's NERDRAGE. "Varian, you cowardly GOOSE! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har BILE!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a CROCOLISK, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the POOPDECK was ORANGE with SPLEENS.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of CAPTAIN MORGAN TATTOO. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, SLIPPERY MARITIME SUMMER Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's ROUND faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have OVER NINE THOUSAND drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with PIZZA!"