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Swag Sunday: Bayonetta (360) [update] {Joystiq}

Feb 7th 2010 2:47PM The Legend of Zelda rap from the 80s.

JBO: Joystiq Box Office, January 4 - January 8, plus Joyswag! {Joystiq}

Jan 8th 2010 10:55PM I'm watching Castle on my Mac.

The Dungeon Finder and gear disparity {WoW}

Jan 2nd 2010 4:03PM It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is
Because you’re homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home’s in your chest

Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got villains they must face
They’re not as cool as mine
But folks you know it’s fine to know your place

Everyone’s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there’s so many
Different muscles I can flex

There’s the deltoids of compassion
There’s the abs of being kind
It’s not enough to bash in heads
You’ve got to bash in minds

Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone’s got something they can do
Get up go out and fly
Especially that guy he smells like poo

Everyone’s a hero in their own way
you and you and mostly me and you

I’m poverty’s new sheriff
And I’m bashing in the slums
A hero doesn’t care if you’re a bunch of scary
alcoholic bums


Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero’s trail
Don’t worry if it’s hard,
if you’re not a friggin ‘tard you will prevail

Everyone’s a hero in their own way
Everyone a hero in their –

Screenshot confirms that Diablo III is "Hydra" {WoW}

Jun 30th 2008 3:12PM While it was probably a joke, during the L80 Elite Tauren Chiefton concert at WWI, they performed a Starcraft song.

Before the song started the lead singer asked the crowd "Who wants to play a game based in the world of Starcraft?" There were a few cheers, as I think some may have been lost in the language translation, so he rephrased it, then just flat out asked "Who wants to play World of Starcraft right now?" Still the crowd didn't seem to go as crazy as anticipated, so Samwise just said "well, there goes four years of development down the drain."

While he was joking, with him being the art director at Blizzard, there may be something to it. It makes for a good rumor anyway.

Want to win a 60d gamecard? Caption This! {WoW}

Oct 29th 2007 9:22AM Meanwhile back in the Barrens Mankrik wonders if his wife's book club will wait for her to show up.

Enter to win a Spectral Tiger Mount from WoW Insider! {WoW}

Jul 26th 2007 7:38AM What a purrty cat!

BlizzCon ticket giveaway! [Updated] {WoW}

Jun 26th 2007 6:54AM Comment.

Breakfast Topic: Gambling with prospecting? {WoW}

Jun 6th 2007 10:51AM The thing about elixirs is if a bonus elixir procs and the person you are making it for isn't in your group, they can't see the bonus. So it's up to you at that point.

How do YOU think the Dark Portal opened? {WoW}

May 16th 2007 2:39AM Kazzak's wife came up to him and said "honey, can you open this for me". Annoyed, Kazzak said "sure" believing it would be easy. Doom Lord Kazzak gave the Dark Portal a twist and quickly discovered that it was tightly secured. However, this did not stop the Doom Lord. He took his shirt and wrapped it around the Dark Portal, hunkered down, put some elbow grease into it and opened the portal.

"Thanks honey!" said his wife, and took the Dark Portal back into the kitchen.

Demonic roulette {WoW}

Apr 17th 2007 10:52AM Please tell me someone has a voidwalker named Deeznutz.