Mar 31st 2012 1:04PM Once upon a time, the manly king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Ron Paul, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the floppy dog ears!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his pelvis. "By Uther's ghost! That was close," Varian peed.
Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Grom's Purple-Faced Frothing Rage. "Varian, you cowardly goose! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har saliva!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a robotic crab, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the poopdeck was orange with lungs.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of rum and coke. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Boisterous Temperate Winter Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's goofy faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have over 9000 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with Pizza!"
Sep 25th 2011 12:04PM Not sure why this is downvoted, it made me laugh.
Sep 14th 2011 5:40PM http://www.wowwiki.com/Robits
Googled "Robits warcraft," first result. Kinda weird because when I googled robit warcraft, not a single relevant thing came up.
Sep 2nd 2011 2:42PM Eh, I'm sorry, but I've listened to Muse and I absolutely hate their music. I guess it's just not my style, seeing as I'm a hardcore metal-head. Come to think of it, most music that isn't metal isn't my style...
Aug 29th 2011 7:07PM Your crystal ball sounds like it's pretty good at detecting these things.
Aug 11th 2011 1:00PM Awwww yeah, Vengeance of the Void... storage.
It actually looks really intriguing, hopefully void storage is something account-wide or expanded bank space.
Maybe the transmogrifier lets you change the enchant on a piece of gear too! (Switch 'of the bear' to 'of the whale') Or maybe it lets non-enchanters disenchant or un-craft a piece of gear, for a price.
Also ethereals are cool as hell.
Aug 9th 2011 12:16PM Through careful deduction, and not reading the newest book, I have determined who the Twilight Prophet is.
It just makes so much sense! He's lulled us into a false sense of security, leading the heroes of Azeroth on to believe he was just a simple fisherman. In reality, he's been hoarding up all the magical fish in the world, ready to unleash all their power at once, to free his dark, sushi-loving overlords, the Old Gods!!!!
-End fake spoiler-
Aug 1st 2011 11:58AM @Lou
I'm pretty sure undead are North Korean.
Jul 24th 2011 8:35PM It protects you from alien mind control.
Jul 18th 2011 12:13AM @ Good4kt
There's still Sargeras, Kil'jaeden, and the rest of the Burning Legion.