Mar 31st 2012 8:58AM Once upon a time, the Tasty king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Slagathor, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the Cheap Prostitutes!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his Gluteus Maximus. "By Leeroy Jenkin's ghost! That was close," Varian Whistled.
Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Kingslayer Orkus's Minor Disappointment. "Varian, you cowardly Alpaca! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har Mucus!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a Core Hound, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the Bilge was red? with Kidneys.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of Mike's Hard Lemonade. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Confused Tundra Summer Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's Strangely Attractive faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have a drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with Mobbins
Jan 30th 2012 5:31PM I voted for Sylvanas, because she's smart enough to know that purple comes before blue on the kill order...
Dec 31st 2011 2:54PM roll
Dec 31st 2011 2:53PM roll
Dec 18th 2011 4:05PM Entering
Dec 10th 2011 2:34PM Forgive me if I misunderstood Archmage Pants, but I believe that I may have found a small error in your article. You describe cauterize as healing the mage for 50% health, then damaging them for 60%. However (again unless I misread the tooltip), it says it damages you for 10% of your health every 1.5 seconds for 6 seconds, so in reality this would leave you with 10% health even after the damage is dealt without healing.
Nov 26th 2011 7:53PM My apologies for having to respond twice, but I realized a few of those points were unclear. By talent calculators, I mean the new MoP talent calculators, with our new abilities and whatnot. And when I say "Hammer of the Righteous now applies to debuff on its own" I meant to say "Hammer of Righteous will be applying the debuff on its own in MoP"
Nov 26th 2011 7:49PM What wasn't clicking for you is that that link to vindication is to the current Cataclysm-era vindication. If you check out the talent calculators, that's not what it says. In fact (though I haven't personally checked), it sounds like you will not find a vindication, as Hammer of the Righteous now applies to debuff on its own.
Nov 23rd 2011 9:56AM I still love using my Saltheril's Haven Party Invitation. Whenever I get a chance I'll head down there, maybe grab a few friends (typically on their alts, who haven't deleted it yet), and have a little fun while I'm there. It makes me feel like a good blood elf :)
Nov 15th 2011 6:37PM I personally will not be choosing Gorefiend's grasp for my tank for a few simple reasons. First, there's the fact that it does not taunt the target, and a 20 yard range won't always extend as far as we need it to. Secondly, the same way that you've been waiting for our version of the rend - thunderclap combo, I've been waiting for our shockwave, and remorseless winter is just what I asked Santa for. I might choose Gorefiend's grasp for my dps for the sake of convenience, but probably not my tank.