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The Queue: 5,000 feet {WoW}

Aug 9th 2011 1:08PM Anytime one of the villians starts yapping instead of killing, i can't help but remember the exchange between Scott and Dr. Evil.

Scott: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

The Queue: Firelands questing and more {WoW}

May 27th 2011 1:18PM WoW 4.2a-4.5: ZOMG! RAGNAROS IS MADBRO. Firelands was merely a set back and Majordomo -random alliance npc no one cared about/liked- is summoning him in the Molten Core of Blackrock Spire... again. Go forth and slaughter!

WoW 5.0: Alleria and Tyralion have been living on the home world of the High Elves from Dimension X. That's right! Blood Elves are actually space aliens like Draenei this whole time! Shocker! And furthermore, Kael'thas ascended to Dragonhood. Azeroth was merely a set back! Venture forth through a new system of world questing via "Some-What Dim, but not quite Dark per say" Portals. Slay demons. Blind your advesaries with all knew epileptic seizure inducing enchantment glows! Clown outfits for everyone!

WoW 6.0: The portals in the Caverns of Time have exploded and with the *spoiler* death of Nozdormu at the hands of... uh... Sylvanas! the world of Azeroth is fading in and out of time loops! Follow the adventures of the mysterious "Doctor", a timey-whimy engineer out of Gnomergan as you try to set right the world via "Classic Dungeons" accessed via Rif---portals.

>.>

The Queue: Chongqing {WoW}

May 16th 2011 10:03AM I just rolled a troll warrior for the express purpose of wearing the original plate ZA gear (looks awesome on a troll minus the murloc helm). The best BG for me to get honor to convert to JP was Eye of the Storm for long-time but large HK and Strand of the Ancient for short-time period. You can lose SA but it takes very little time to complete (win or lose). EotS with a **Good** group was key. AV was great but if you are on the losing side, you could be in there for over an hour grinding away with little reward when you came out.

The Queue: Carnitas frights {WoW}

May 16th 2011 9:38AM Heh, instant quest text. *Makes scribble noises for the next 10 minutes as a simple "steal 10 Kobold candles" quest is etched onto the quest window one letter at a time*

Yeah... I don't miss those days.

What's your dream cast for the Warcraft movie? {WoW}

May 10th 2011 1:50PM Voice Over: Peter Cullin. No, really. Go watch the original WoW trailer. That's him, Optimus's voice talking WoW.
Sylvanas: Michele 'Meow' Morrow
Garrosh: I agree with Vin D. He's got the look without trying. Just slap some chin tattoos.
Goblins (All): Steve Buscemi. They should be realistic cgi but his voice would be perfect for EVERY male goblin. They all sound alike and with the "tinker" atmosphere, the rapid succession of Buscemi voices works for the mood.
Malganis, Kil'Jaden, Sargeras (etc): Tim Curry modulated. His work as Darkness is a staple in many a generations' minds as "That Evil Laugh".
Varian: Bale. He's got the pensive Lo'gash and can soften for 'Varian'.

Prince Wrynn: Justin Bieber... except the plot revolves around him dying in the first 5 minutes from Deathwing dropping a boulder on him.

WoW Moviewatch: The Starlance: Prologue {WoW}

May 4th 2011 12:51PM As a member of the Eyes of Old (Alliance), the antagonist guild heavy in the RP community for Moon Guard (working in conjunction with one of the best Alliance RP protagonist guilds - The First Regiment and other such groups), I'll keep any eye out for Starlance. Aphel may be good at making the vids, but server history with working with his previous RP projects/guilds have been... tenuous at best. That said, RP-PvP is a rough task in itself (organization, keeping everyone 'on script', and so forth) that I do applaud his ambition in this undertaking and definitely offer our resources in this endeavor.
-- Nephandi/Saeriko <Eyes of Old> MG - US

Breakfast Topic: Do you play other games besides WoW? {WoW}

Mar 7th 2011 9:17AM Yep, got to level 22 in Rift last night. It was mind boggling when I stopped in Iron Tombs (the first instance) and realized my Tank was a rogue, my Healer was a rogue [bard], melee DPS was straight rogue and I.... Me and my Dire Wolf as a Ranger was a rogue. Last guy was a melee DPS.. Cleric.

Patch 4.0.6 hotfixes for Feb. 16 {WoW}

Feb 17th 2011 1:08PM Can we get a Blackwing Lair fix? Weird that a new content oriented patch breaks something from Vanilla...

Breakfast Topic: How do you respond when others misrepresent WoW? {WoW}

Feb 17th 2011 1:05PM Can, as a member of the server community of Moon Guard, get monetary compensation each time WoW Insider uses it as an example of erotic roleplay in WoW? This is getting old and there are far more servers and far WORSE servers than Moon Guard to pick on for pre-teens and pedobears seeking to do pixel-smashing.

Moon Guard typically goes unnoticed till someone needs a reference and fails to do any historical research to back it up. Ravenholdt - US was under scrutiny before Moon Guard even exists for even worse sexually explicit and disgusting activities in its Goldshire/Silvermoon areas. You only feed the type of players you are describing a target to attack. Leave Goldshire and usually the community of Moon Guard is full of likeminded and typically friendly people, often spanning among several guilds if not cross-faction.

You talk of being annoyed by misrepresentation -- I know the feeling -.-

BlizzCon 2011 Announced: October 21 and 22 {WoW}

Feb 7th 2011 9:56AM Showcased or "let loose upon the unsuspecting masses in a wake or fear and bad puns ripped from the annuals of the internet/4chan and presented as new lore!" ...

Have I mentioned I don't really find him funny?