Aug 1st 2011 7:20PM Lord Godfrey sat back, polishing his guns and loading it with his cursed bullets. How amusing to be called to arms for a silly competition- it would easily be a victory for him. It didn't matter who his opponent was, he downed the Banshee Queen, this other rabble would mean nothing to him.
Upon finishing, he heard the opposite gate open- all he saw a cloud of green gasses, and he laughed, “Poison? An undead? What a foolish endeavor…” His laugh echoed in the arena only to be drowned by a loud hiss, the troll stepped out into the arena, and he spoke with slithering hisses on every S.
“You disssssturb the plans of Gurubashi, little one. It'sss too late for you!” As soon as the gate closed, Lord Godfrey began immediately; he would waste no time with this rabble! He fired a pair of cursed bullets which struck the troll in his shoulder. He hissed loudly, from his mouth a chain of venom bolts burst forth, striking the undead in his chest again and again, while the cursed bullets sizzled in the troll’s skin.
Raising his arms in the air, Lord Godfrey summoned some mindless ghouls, use everything you could- when the ghouls started to jump towards their target- venomous lines started to appear on the floor- the first five ghouls disintegrated into a mass of green goo and undead flesh. “Your sssacrifice pleases him.”
“Idiots!” Lord Godfrey cried and went in for point blank shots- the closer, the more damage- and then a venomous bubble of poison surrounded Godfrey, and another his ghoul, and the venom went back and forth between the two, causing the undead to feel the pain of Hethiss’ venom. Kicking the ghoul into a line of venom, it burst into a pile of flesh and venom, freeing Godfrey of the poison, and a bullet barrage burst from his guns, firing multiple shots- spreading cursed bullets all through the Troll’s flesh.
“Let the coils of death unfurl!” From the troll’s form a snake burst fourth, and with a deep breath, venom shot from his mouth, and Godfrey fired more cursed bullets. As the venomous breath came from the snake’s mouth, it covered his clothes and skin. He rolled out of the way, into a pool of venom that certainly wasn’t there a second before.
Godfrey struggled to get out of it, and then summoned another set of ghouls, all of which leapt to Venoxis. Opening his mouth again, poison spewed , covering the ghouls and melting them into more piles of nothing. Venoxis seemed to be weakening, but Godfrey seemed to be rotting to nothing but bones. Another barrage of bullets, and Venoxis’ voice echoed in the arena, “Hisss word, FILLS me, MY BLOOD IS VENOM, AND YOU WILL BATHE IN THE GLORY OF THE SNAKE GOD!” When the tendrils of venom burst from Venoxis- they had only one target, and they all creeped to his position, and with all four striking his flesh, searing it with venom, and pulling the flesh, ripping apart the valkyr’s magic, “I wished for a clean death. I didn’t receive it. I would have done the same...” It left nothing but a pile of bones, leftover venom residue, and a hissing, but weakened Venoxis hissing out, “The mortal coil unwindsss...”
May 10th 2011 6:36PM Here's hoping.
May 9th 2011 8:12PM Standing, facing a semi-likeness of her father, Vanessa's lip curls. Not only is Cardboard assassin a piece of cardboard, it's an insult to her combat skills. She knows her poisons won't work- she's seen the immune message just one too many times on mechanical units.
She's got friends though- and while Cardboard Assassin gets himself set up, she waits patiently, her friends are working for her. With a simple laugh Vanessa fixes her hair while Cardboard assassin bobs back and fourth, like a waving princess, or an idiot friend who you really don't want to see, so you're trying to ignore them from across the street.
She simply kneels down, and lights the fuse that leads to her bombs. She had them just in case an emergency came up. As the fuse ticks over, "How about a little fire, scarecrow!" with a wild explosion the fire engulfs the cardboard assassin, making him into ash.
"Really?" she laughs, "A cardboard assassin..."
May 8th 2011 11:35AM Hi, Marashka here, it is the happy snack from Dalaran, but its the http://www.wowhead.com/item=23713 . They have the same model. I kept looking at the picture, and saying, "I know that pic, Haven't they used it before..." then I went, "Oh- My- A- Gawd! That's our pic, and our names!"
Apr 3rd 2011 12:07AM It was a vent convo. lol
Mar 19th 2011 12:23PM Sure, might as well try.
Mar 18th 2011 9:09AM "Hey guys... BRB, Pizza Girl is here..."
*45 Minutes later*
"I'm back, sorry about that..."
"Uhm- ___, did you just ____ the pizza girl?"
"Uh-I-Uhm... *sigh* Yeah..."
Jan 9th 2011 8:24PM Sunday's edition is always Holy.
Jan 9th 2011 8:20PM My holy pally is 85, and I've not healed on her since the Shattering. Frankly, I've been scared to- I know that if I start, and I suck, we know the community in the RDF will never let me even stay in an instance. I tried doing some healing in BGs/TB and I've literally ran out of mana too fast to even think about it.
I've been reading these articles for some time- and the concepts have been most helpful, but frankly, I'm just way too shaky to get out there and start healing again. I just keep thinking, I'm going to fail. It also worries me that instead of easing us into a change in our healing concept, they just threw us into it.
I see what you mean with the beacon/potl, but what heal am I to use in the interum to get those procs? I mean, I've really been out of it. I mean- really out of it.
Jan 3rd 2011 9:34AM Maybe if everyone switches to SV, Blizz will buff the other two? I remember when that happened... Twice.