May 9th 2010 1:04AM Dear: Big Bro
So far it has been a week here. A damned week here and I still don know what's going on. not to mention the horror of staring at the dwarven woman. UGH, I don't even know how the blasted drunks and their midgets can even stand the sight of them let alone marry one! Anyways back on topic. So far I have found out that the High Tinker is planning to BLOW up Gnomeregan, normally as a respected spy of the Horde..errm , Esteemed High Elf General, I would be ok with this but the thought of losing "uncle arty" in there is just unbearable. On the topic on trainin git seems to be going well did you know they had a shrink ray?! or even tanks?! hell i bet those Half-minded idiotic midgets...err..Intelligent Gnomes might even make a flying machine that would blow up orgrimmar one day hah! man Driving a Tank is soo fun. but alas it has been a pain working with a midget as a sparring partner, she apparently is a fire mage and keeps blasting fire in face I do not know why tho! long story short : GET ME OUTTA HERE!
P.S. Tell Thrall that infiltration plan 6.3 is going along successfully! i will have the specs and gnomeregan for the horde in a few weeks. Death signing off.
May 2nd 2010 12:45AM Greetings, Fellow Short err Gnomes, I am Deathfangx a Noble High Elf Paladin, yes yes I know I look like a Blood Elf but well I am a Blood Elf but i Despise the Horde so I defected to the high elven society thus joining the alliance and betraying the horde. Anyways to the point I was born to a Blood Elven family but I ran away at a young age , was found by a loving family of high elves and raised me to become an noble warrior of the light. Anyways to the point i'm a high elven paladin at your service to help reclaim gnomeragan sir.
((catch me on Draenor US, account inactive atm))