Mar 31st 2012 10:35AM Once upon a time, the heterosexual king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of Gielinor, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the red booze!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his knee. "By Bolvar's ghost! That was close," Varian spewed.
Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the Grom's rage. "Varian, you cowardly pig! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har semen (it was the first thing I thought of!)!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a core hound, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the bow was blue with lungs.
Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of vodka. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, Big Temperate Monsoon Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's ugly faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have ALL the drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with arrows!"
Mar 28th 2012 6:14AM The reason we thought we were going to be tanks was because the glyph, in every way, shape, and form, TURNED US INTO TANKS. Do a bit of research and you'll see this is true.
Mar 28th 2012 6:11AM We were given a glyph that, for all intents and purposes, said "Your role changes from DPS to tank." It gives 500% threat, boosts armour to plate levels, gives us a taunt with an 8 second CD, gives damage reduction scaling with Mastery, reduces our DPS to tank levels, and that's not to mention the many survivability CDs that are exactly the same as other tanks' that are in the beta.
Forgive us for thinking a glyph that turned us into tanks meant we could be tanks.
Mar 26th 2012 9:06PM Pre-your sister: They are silent in guild chat
Post-your sister: They are silent in guild chat.
Clearly they are mad at you.
Mar 4th 2012 6:35AM The way it's worded, it sounds like Block still gets better the more you have of it, just not by as much. But if that's true, then it would still be best to stack Mastery.
Feb 22nd 2012 1:13AM That is not how it works at all. What he's saying is, in the AH, there are two tabs: a buy tab and a sell tab. Say you want some Elementium, and are willing to pay 100g per stack. You put in a buy offer for Elementium at 100g per stack. If there is someone selling for 100g or cheaper a stack, you get it instantly, as well as any change. If not, then when anyone lists elementium at 100g/stack or lower, you buy it at 100g/stack, and they get the extra.
If you want to sell Embersilk at a minimum of 50g per stack, and someone already has an offer running for 75g/stack, you instantly sell it for 75g/stack, and if they don't, the next time someone offers at least 50g/stack, you sell it to them and get 50g/stack.
Tl;dr If you buy, you set the maximum you're going to pay for it. If you sell, you set the minimum you're going to sell it for.
Jan 31st 2012 6:59PM Q4tQ:
Whatever happened to Chromatus between Thrall: Twilight of the Aspects and patch 4.3?
Jan 29th 2012 7:53PM Do you say every one, any one and some one? No? Then why say no one?