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Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 3:54AM Once upon a time, the AMOROUS king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of SPONGEBOB, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the TRAINED MONKEYS!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his MIDRIFF. "By ARTHAS's ghost! That was close," Varian COUGHED.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the SAURFANG's DISAPPOINTMENT. "Varian, you cowardly HEIFER! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har VOMIT!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a CAMEL, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the MESS HALL was BLACK with TONGUES.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of SCREWDRIVERS. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, SPITEFUL PERMAFROST FALL Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's CARING faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have 666 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with ZOMBIES!"

The end.

(I'm bored, obviously)

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 3:34AM Once upon a time, the HORNY king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of TEBOW, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the OVERZEALOUS LAWYERS!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his NIPPLE. "By MORGRAINE's ghost! That was close," Varian YAWNED.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the MANKRIK's SADNESS. "Varian, you cowardly OX! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har SALIVA!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a BADGER, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the STERN was YELLOW with OVARIES.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of FUZZY NAVELS. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, BRIGHT MUGGY SPRING Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's LOVING faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have 1773 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with SUSHI!"

The end.

Breakfast Topic: WoW Mad Libs {WoW}

Apr 1st 2012 3:04AM Once upon a time, the PRETTY king of Stormwind, Varian Wrynn, was sailing on his ship, the Pride of SARGERAS, when suddenly an orcish warship came out of the fog! "Battle stations!" the king ordered. "We will not let them take the FLUFFY BUNNIES!" Two troll hunters fired arrows at Varian, narrowly missing his SPHINCTER. "By EADRIC THE PURE's ghost! That was close," Varian HICCUPED.

Garrosh Hellscream, warchief of the Horde, ran out onto the deck of his ship, the CRO THREADSTRONG's SEETHING HATE. "Varian, you cowardly OSTRICH! Come face me, and feel the might of my Mag'har TEARS!" Garrosh lunged forward and, with the grace of a BASILISK, landed on Varian's ship. The two fought until the CARGO HOLD was BROWN with INTESTINES.

Suddenly, Chen Stormstout appeared in a puff of JACK DANIELS. "Stop this at once! Your battle has cut off shipments of the ingredients to my prized new ale, SPEEDY TROPICAL WINTER Stout! If this continues, we will never have enough for Brewfest!" Varian and Garrosh looked at each other's FORLORN faces and agreed that this fighting was pointless. "Garrosh, what do you say we let bygones be bygones and have 42 drinks together at Brewfest?" "A true warchief partners with MOM!"

The end.

The Queue: Come to me, Pandaria {WoW}

Mar 26th 2012 12:19PM Is it just me or does Morchok get smaller and smaller as the fight goes along?

Breakfast Topic: What was your first world drop epic? {WoW}

Feb 26th 2012 4:42PM One day a couple of months ago while farming some herbs in Vashj'ir I had the good fortune of running into Poseidus. He dropped the mount of course, as well as a set of Pauldrons of Edward the Odd and some other stuff. Still the only "world drop" for me to this day!

Breakfast Topic: What's the best quest zone in the game? {WoW}

Feb 12th 2012 1:34AM Pre-Cata I really couldn't tell you what question zone I liked most. None of them really stood out to me. But now my favorite leveling zone in the entire game is, bar none, Eastern Plaguelands. It's not even close. I've leveled 3 characters since Cata came out and all have had the pleasure of meeting Fiona and the paladin pals.

Patch 4.3.2 released today, launch your clients early [Updated patch notes] {WoW}

Jan 31st 2012 10:57AM My optimizer isn't even finished running yet and it's already removed over 5G of data from my hard drive. Well done Blizz! :))

Breakfast Topic: What are your WoW pet peeves? {WoW}

Jan 28th 2012 5:59PM DPSers who demand to be battle rezzed.

People who don't know how to play their toon despite it being literally the only toon on their character screen and despite the fact that they've been playing said toon for over 3 years.

People who screw up then blame it on "lag".

People who go on and on about how much they want [insert super awesome piece of gear here]. Yes, we know you want the staff from Madness. You don't have to keep telling us every time you zone in.

When people go on and on about "wow is dying" or "[insert new game here] is going to kill wow lulz"

Ol' Grumpy and the Dragon Soul nerf {WoW}

Jan 24th 2012 3:36PM Downing hard modes does not make one an elitist.

Your looking down on others and your sense of entitlement is what makes you an elitist.