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WoW Moviewatch: It must be love {WoW}

Jun 29th 2007 12:49PM AWESOME

Pandemic wins again at WSVG Louisville {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 4:07PM "...9-12. us The One Shots
13-16. eu Fnatic.WoW
13-16. us Sapped Girls Can't Say No..."

Wow, that's a really messed up name. Anybody else notice that one?

The portals among us {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 2:15PM I would love it if Blizz somehow came up with a totally new or unexpected place for these portals to end up in. What if in the next patch or whatever, one of these portals opens up and leads you to Argus... covered in Zerg.

Refighting the Second War {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 1:57PM Dracula Jones wins, hands down

Caption This! [Updated] {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 11:58AM [Sorry for the repost, I like my submission but due to bad eyesight (lawlz) I mistook the troll character for an undead (they all have hunched backs, what's the deal with that!)]

[Troll Joe]: With the exception of Nutral the flight master and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your guild's name, where you might've raided, or maybe a noob you ganked back in Blackrock Mountain. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...

[Pointing to each Blueberry]


[Troll Joe]: Mr. Skull, Mr. "X", Mr. Square, Mr. Moon, Mr. Star, Mr. Circle, Mr. Triangle and Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond.

[Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond]: Why am I Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond.

[Troll Joe]: Cause your a Ret. Pally, Alright?

Caption This! [Updated] {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 10:52AM :p hell at least you could see that he was a troll, my damn eyes can't tell the difference anymore

Caption This! [Updated] {WoW}

Jun 25th 2007 10:45AM [Undead Joe]: With the exception of Nutral the flight master and myself, whom you already know, we're going to be using aliases on this job. Under no circumstances do I want any one of you to relate to each other by your Christian names, and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. That includes where you been, your guild's name, where you might've raided, or maybe a noob you ganked back in Blackrock Mountain. All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, is what you're going to do. That should do it. Here are your names...

[Pointing to each Blueberry]

[Undead Joe]: Mr. Skull, Mr. "X", Mr. Square, Mr. Moon, Mr. Star, Mr. Circle, Mr. Triangle and Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond.

[Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond]: Why am I Mr. Pretty Pink Diamond.

[Undead Joe]: Cause your a Ret. Pally, Alright?

Azerothians vs. Earthlings: Oh the Humanity! {WoW}

Jun 21st 2007 2:58PM Yea agree with 21, no evolutionary explanation for the fitness of Azerothian humans (besides lazy developers :P )

Azerothians vs. Earthlings: Oh the Humanity! {WoW}

Jun 21st 2007 1:44PM @ 18 yea boredom is fun.

Azerothians vs. Earthlings: Oh the Humanity! {WoW}

Jun 21st 2007 12:21PM Evolutionarily speaking, it makes sense that the human race doesn't have other minorities or races. Most early human tribes in Azeroth, known as the Azotha, were nomadic tribes of hunter-gatherers with culture not unlike the trolls. However, during the great sundering, most human tribes were wiped out. http://www.wowwiki.com/Human

This created an evolutionary bottleneck where a great deal of human diversity may have been wiped out. Consider this, before the sundering there may indeed have been several different non-interbreeding tribes of humans: darker colored, lighter colored; every shade of human pigment we know today. Which means that these pigmentation genes were being passed down through generations. After the sundering, perhaps a race of darker skinned people were wiped out (don't read too into that you overly sensitive people) meaning that those GENES were wiped out. Then the only gene pool humans have left to choose from are the lighter skinned humans we see today.

As far as the perpetual youth thing we see today, I like your idea about evolutionary selection weeding out people who are sickly, and unfit for battle. And maybe the tribe that wasn't wiped out were the tribe of really curvaceous women and blocky men. :P