Posts with tag alimony

"I never figured you for the type to pay Alimony," Lolegolas sighed. He propped his jaw up on his fist as he wistfully watched his orc friend. "I'm kind of hurt you never told me."

"Not like that," Throgg countered. The orc waved a meaty hand in denial. "It's from pirate named Tony Two-Tusk. He's a troll."

"I was going to go out on a limb and guess that," the fair-haired blood elf replied. "So you're paying alimony to a troll?"

"No!" Throgg exclaimed. He lifted the sword proudly. Lolegolas had to admit it looked like a painful weapon. "Alimony for Tony's wife. Very complicated, involves ghosts and such. Make Throgg glad he's a bachelor for life."

"That explains the pizza boxes and Twilight obsession, I suppose," Lolegolas grinned. "And you've enjoyed the weapon so far?"

"It pretty good for keeping aggro," Throgg admitted.

Alimony

• One-Handed Sword
• Damage: 43 - 82
• Speed: 2.60
• DPS: 24.1 damage per second
• 4 Strength
• 5 Stamina
• Flavor text: "Ouch. Good for generating aggro."

How do you get it: It's the reward from The Mad Magus, a quest in Cataclysm.
How do you get rid of it: If only it were easy. But, no, seriously, Alimony sells for 1 gold and 34 silver. It can be disenchanted, but we're unsure into what yet.

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