In among all of the
"omg fake pets for real money" drama from
this week's announcement, we may have missed something big:
the Pandaren are now live in the
World of Warcraft. The Pandaren are my favorite Azerothian race, even though they're essentially a joke --
Samwise Didier just loves pandas, and he made art for
an April Fool's joke that Chris Metzen loved so much they decided to include the bears as
real characters in Warcraft III. Since then, they've become fan favorites (not least of all, especially for me, because alcohol and ale are a big part of their culture), but we've only seen
hints of them in
World of Warcraft. There was a rumor going around a while back that they would never appear in the game
because China didn't allow depictions of violence against the bears, but that was just a rumor. Still, the Pandaren have existed in
WoW only as a Blizzard in-joke. We assume they're out there somewhere, but until now, no one has ever seen one.
Of course we say "until now" because there are now little Pandaren monk noncombat pets running around, bowing, and
doing magical kung-fu. Does this mean that
the future Emerald Dream expansion will have us all playing as Brewmasters? While yes that would be awesome, not so fast again:
Diablo and the
Zergling from
Starcraft are both in the game as noncombat pets, and they don't mean anything at all (although they were both included in the game before the announcements of
Diablo 3 and
Starcraft 2 -- maybe Blizzard is working on a Pandaren-based puzzle game? Conspiracy theorists, assemble!). And just because we all have
Grunty doesn't mean murlocs are suddenly going to take to spaceships with battle rifles in the official lore. But it's cool to see Pandaren actually in the game, even in pet form, and who knows, maybe we will one day find the legendary realm of Pandaria in our own version of Azeroth.
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