Inception, your not-so-humble Spiritual Guidance counselors have been experimenting with dream states in an effort to better facilitate your uptake of priesting information. Since Dawn has yet to awaken from her Blunt Brainwasher-induced sleep, shadow priest Fox Van Allen will be taking over the Wednesday edition.
Rumor has it that my Light-respecting partner, Dawn Moore, spent a solid two weeks at Blizzard's headquarters pleading for a Cataclysm
beta key. To get in their good graces, she plastered Renews
on everyone who moved, cast a Greater Heal
on a turkey sandwich and sang a Divine Hymn
. She even tried buying them lunch at Jack in the Box. Nothing worked.
A few hours after Dawn left, your boy Fox Van Allen walked in, cast Mind Control
and walked away with a beta key in about 16 seconds. I also stole the leftovers from the Jack in the Box lunch. Curly fries. Jumbo Jack. Diet Coke. That's just how I roll.
So, what's going on with shadow priests in the beta? What's going on with Cataclysm
in general? To find out, I copied my shadow priest to the test server, created a new goblin priest and braced myself for shadow priesting 4.0. I came. I saw. I blew up bomb-throwing monkeys with Nitro-Potassium Bananas
. Follow me after the break if you dare -- spoilers may be present, of course.
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