"Your dog," Lolegolas countered. "What are you doing in there? We're in a hurry."
"It's an outhouse," Throgg replied from behind the wooden door. "It's the Throne of Thunder. What do you think I'm doing?"
"Forging Deep Thunder," Lolegolas said. "Reborn."
"Really, little elf?" Throgg sighed.
"I've dealt with your puns for years. At this point, I'm allowed more than a few in vengeance."
"Doesn't matter. Can't make that until we get to the Lightning Forge."
"Thunder & Lightning," the blood elf commented idly. "I get it. It's like a theme. Maybe we can get a flame decal up the side of something to help illustrate the awesomeness."
"Why not?" Throgg asked. The outhouse shook a little. "You'd look good with mullet."
"I'd rather re-elect Garrosh."
The outhouse only thundered in response.
Item Note: Finally, it's the return of that old standby of overpowered Arenas... Deep Thunder. I kept wondering when it would make its comeback.
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