The Spiritual Guidance duo, Fox Van Allen and Dawn Moore, haven't always gotten along so well. While some attribute that to the natural way that the shadow abhors the light, the real reason is the time they were on The Price is Right together in 2003. I mean, two hundred dollars for a grandfather clock, Dawn? What were you thinking?
Some days, I wish Spiritual Guidance
was a TV show. Not only would the world be better able to appreciate my own physical beauty, but I'd be able to do one of those "Last time, on Spiritual Guidance" opening montages, filled with dramatic clips that tell you exactly what happened last week.
"Fox, we need to get to level 10, and fast! Before the orphanage explodes!"
"But if you're the Priest trainer ... then who's that
"You're not casting Smite
enough! Faster! Faster! More Smite NOW
! Hurry, there's not much time!"
"The orphans, they're on fire! Quick, cast Renew
Things are often a lot more awesome in my head than in real life, I'm afraid. Still, last week, we did address the process of starting a new priest
, getting him geared up with heirlooms (or heaven forfend, green items) and the basics of the early spells (Smite, lol). This week, we're digging a bit deeper, getting to 20, rocking some instances and doing some PvP -- that's right, life as a priest is finally ready to begin.
Follow me after the cut. And don't mind the random explosions and orphan debris -- they're just there for next week's opening montage.
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