Mmmm...my favorite kind of Queue, the kind with a tank question. Actually, there were two good tank questions from the previous Queue, but the one asked by Gatorforest is something I'd like to address in a separate article. Additionally, two of the questions you'll see here wound up requiring fairly involved answers, so there are a few more questions I'd like to take a crack at sometime later this weekend if I get the time.
And because it's Friday:
How many Queue columns does it take for one to finally reach the front of the line?
The readers or the writers? I don't know about the former, but for us, it depends on the outcome of the previous day's in-staff gladiatorial match. Much like Mary Sues in the now-classic Pirate Monkey comic, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. Actually, I'm just using this as an excuse to quote the following:
Professor Flitwick: Wait, she said she's both Dumbledore's and Snape's daughter. How is that possible?
Dumbledore: Ehh, remember that Christmas party where we all got really drunk?