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WRUP: Proposition 65 Warning

Every week, just at the start of the weekend, we catch up with the WoW Insider staff and ask them, "What are you playing this week?" -- otherwise known as WRUP. Join us to see what we're up to in and out of game, and catch us in the comments to let us know what you're playing, too!

WARNING: What aRe yoU Playing contains ingredients known to the state of California to cause night blindness and severe respiratory distress. WRUP should only be taken as directed.

WRUP is toxic. Exposure to WRUP can cause serious illness in small children. Pregnant women should also avoid contact with WRUP, as its effects on fetal development are not yet known.

Discontinue using WRUP immediately if you experience any of the following symptoms:
  • Slurred speech
  • "Brain melt"
  • Nasal bleeding
  • Tyler Caraway syndrome
Immediately call a physician if you come into physical contact with WRUP. Do not liquify WRUP. Do not convert WRUP to a gas and then inhale it. Enjoyment of WRUP in a manner other than its intended use is a violation of federal law. Do not bother to use goggles with WRUP, as they will do nothing.

When not in use, WRUP should be sealed in an air-tight container. Under no circumstance should WRUP be stored at temperatures above 8 degrees Centigrade or below 5 degrees Centigrade. Do not microwave WRUP, or place WRUP in a dishwasher. WRUP is not oven safe.

If you come in contact with a WRUP from the future, do not interact with it or a universe-collapsing temporal paradox may occur. Do not touch WRUP, as you may fuse together with it to your mutual demise if Timecop rules are in effect.

WRUP may contain inaccurate information and is intended for entertainment purposes only.

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