
I don't know if it's just the kid in me that likes to blow things up, but I always find myself aiming to make a few explosions happen around this time of year. As I've grown older and understood more about physics, chemistry, etc., I've come to make the explosions even larger. For instance, putting a bunch of
fireworks in a barrel, lightening them all on fire at the same time, and then funneling the explosion towards the ground usually has a humorous result.
Humorous might be a few missing fingers, but they can be reattached. And really, who needs their middle finger for anything good?
This year I'm going to try to attach things to bottle rockets, perhaps 10 to 20 all tied together in a bundle. My goal is to see how high I can make things go up in the air. It's going to be a grand ol' time. And after all, what better way to celebrate the birth of America than to blow your own little part of it up?
All this talk about blowing things up has got me thinking though, which race would fit better on a rocket, and which would fly farther?
Gnomes or
Dwarves? Let's look at the strengths and weaknesses of both.
Who would you attach to a bundle of bottle rockets?| A Gnome | 1929 (41.8%) |
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| A Dwarf | 214 (4.6%) |
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| My raid leader | 539 (11.7%) |
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| The person that gets a beta key before me | 1373 (29.8%) |
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| You're insensitive! I don't celebrate the 4th of July! | 555 (12.0%) |
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