Every week or two, WoW Insider brings you Encrypted Text for assassination, combat and subtlety rogues. Scott Helfand (@sveltekumquat) will be your shadow on this treacherous journey; try not to keep your back turned for too long, and make sure your valuables are stashed somewhere safe.
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Three rogues walk into a bar. ...
Mute, the assassination rogue: Man, I am exhausted.
Toetoe, the combat rogue: You're always saying that.
Mute: I just haven't been feeling very energetic lately.
Toetoe: I dunno; you seemed pretty spry during our last raid.
Mute: That's just because we were buffed out the wazoo. I mean, sure, I feel better than I did back in Mogu'shan, but --
Toetoe: Ha! I remember that! You were stabbing so slowly you just gave up and started chucking shuriken instead.
Mute: Har har. Buy me a drink, will you?
Toetoe: Barkeep! Hey. Jack and Coke for me; Thistle Tea for my ever-tired companion.
Hush, the subtlety rogue: BOO!
Toetoe: And a Sneaking Potion for my little friend here.
Hush: I didn't scare you?
Toetoe: You've been standing right in front of me, Hush. Stealth ain't invisibility.