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Phat Loot Phriday: Cookie's Tenderizer

"Elune," Throgg muttered. "I've never prayed you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died."

"Throgg," Lolegolas interrupted. "Seriously, it's just cookies. They're not going to kill you."

"All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Elune ... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to hell with you!"

Throgg roared and slammed Cookie's Tenderizer down among the gingerbread men. His massive biceps flexed as he moved the rolling pin back and forth, flattening the poorly shaped treats back into their composite dough.

"I suppose we can redo them," Lolegolas sighed.

  • Type: One-Handed Mace
  • Damage: 802-1,491 (409.6 damage per second)
  • Speed: 2.80
  • Strength: 129
  • Stamina: 194
  • Equip: Increases your hit rating by 86 (0.72% @ L85)
  • Equip: Increases your mastery rating by 86 (0.48 @ L85)
How to get it: The Tenderizer drops from Captain Cookie, the penultimate boss in heroic Deadmines.
How to get rid of it: The rolling pin sells for 25 gold, 85 silver, and 76 copper. It also disenchants into a Heavenly Shard.


Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.

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Phat Loot Phriday: Alimony

"I never figured you for the type to pay Alimony," Lolegolas sighed. He propped his jaw up on his fist as he wistfully watched his orc friend. "I'm kind of hurt you never told me."

"Not like that," Throgg countered. The orc waved a meaty hand in denial. "It's from pirate named Tony Two-Tusk. He's a troll."

"I was going to go out on a limb and guess that," the fair-haired blood elf replied. "So you're paying alimony to a troll?"

"No!" Throgg exclaimed. He lifted the sword proudly. Lolegolas had to admit it looked like a painful weapon. "Alimony for Tony's wife. Very complicated, involves ghosts and such. Make Throgg glad he's a bachelor for life."

"That explains the pizza boxes and Twilight obsession, I suppose," Lolegolas grinned. "And you've enjoyed the weapon so far?"

"It pretty good for keeping aggro," Throgg admitted.

Alimony
  • One-Handed Sword
  • Damage: 43 - 82
  • Speed: 2.60
  • DPS: 24.1 damage per second
  • 4 Strength
  • 5 Stamina
  • Flavor text: "Ouch. Good for generating aggro."
How do you get it: It's the reward from The Mad Magus, a quest in Cataclysm.
How do you get rid of it: If only it were easy. But, no, seriously, Alimony sells for 1 gold and 34 silver. It can be disenchanted, but we're unsure into what yet.



Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.

Phat Loot Phriday: Very Light Sabre

"Throgg, you better sit down," Lolegolas said quietly. The blood elf was draped in voluminous velour robes tied with a thick silk belt. "I have something for you."

The orc looked up at his well-coiffed friend and took a seat on a bench. "What is that?"

"Your father's sabre," the blood elf solemnly. "Your father wanted you to have it, but your mother wouldn't allow it. Something about poking your eye out and following old Lolegolas off to The Burning Crusade."

The orc took the sword in his hand. It was light. It was very light. It was definitely a Very Light Sabre.

"It's a very light sabre," Lolegolas confirmed. "It is much like the weapon of an argent knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a fireball; an elegant weapon for a more civilized expansion. For over a thousand runs, the argent knights have been seeking the baron's mount."

"I'm still killing the murloc," Throgg said.

Name Very Light Sabre
Attributes
  • 7 - 11 Damage, Speed: 3.30
  • 2.7 damage per second
  • 1 Strength
How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. It helps to be a gnomish warrior.
How to get rid of it It sells for 22 copper and a kiss from your sister.




Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing gray@wow.com.

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Phat Loot Phriday: Poisonfire Greatsword

"Wow," Lolegolas said. "Another sword, huh?"

Throgg looked up from where he'd been busily grooming his monobrow with his tongue. "What you mean, little belfling?"

"You have a different sword again," Lolegolas said. He tossed his flowing locks over his shoulder, revealing the glittering perfection of his chest. "You just had Kliklak's and now ... this."

"Ah, yes," Throgg grunted. "It is sword with Mastery on it, as stat. Since it no longer part of talents, I thought it must be very important to have on sword. The Poisonfire Greatsword has much Mastery! Make Throgg strong!"

"Hm, of course," Lolegolas said. "I will say that this sword seems rather magnificent. It appeals to my more savage aesthetic. It's all rough and course and manly."

"Right," Throgg said. "I got it for infiltrating a camp in the beta. Throgg is very clever, and was given the Poisonfire Greatsword as a reward."

"Do you remember anything about the lore of the quest?" Lolegolas asked. The roleplayer in him was coming out, and the blood elf was getting very excited.

Throgg's unibrow furrowed in confusion. "Lore? What? "

"You know," the blonde replied. "The lore. The story."

"Story is," Throgg answered with finality, "I got this awesome sword."

Name Poisonfire Greatsword
Type Two-hand sword
Damage 738 - 1108; Speed 3.30; ; DPS 279.6
Attributes
  • 152 Strength
  • 228 Stamina
  • Increase your Mastery rating by 152
How to get it It's a quest item in Cataclysm. You must handle the Flames from Above.
How to get rid of it It sells for 7 gold, 80 silver. Not sure on the disenchants yet.

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